- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. How do you make a chicken dance? A. I don't know I was asking you.

Why was Junior sad? His parents were killed in a car crash.

Women's Rights

How come Billy can only swim in circles? His right arm and right leg were amputated because he scraped his left arm.

I'd really wanted to design a car, and then craft some sort of prototype dream car and concepts but sadly, I can't even draw a straight line.

Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

Why did the deaf man attend the music concert? He was invited by friends and wasn't doing anyhting else that evening.

What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Oh, And one of them has a penis.

Roses are red Violets are blue These two lines are overused I wonder to what poem they originally come from

Why did the boys shout ZACHATTACK? Because zach was attacking

Yo mama's so fat, she's at risk for a number of obesity related disseases, including diabetes, hypertension, and heart dissease.

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What's sad about the Holocaust? Lots of men, women, children were brutally murdered in horrible ways.

How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side

Knock, Knock Who's There A dyslexic kid with aides

The GOV and the WHO?

Why did the mexican wash his car? The car was dirty

Where was Susy after the bombing? Everywhere.

What do call a someone with no arms, legs, and has an eye patch? Names

roses are red violets are violet hey look up there! Its a suicide pilot!

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

Q:what's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat A:The wheel chair

Whats the difference between a truck full of babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

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