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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Cornelius went to the dcotor and got a sticker and a lollipop for being a good patient. He later went home and shoved the lollipop stick up his dick hole and started wildly masturbating. I forgot to mention Cornelius was 42 years old.

Sometimes an alligator will bring you apples. Sometimes it won't.

Yo momma's so black, when yo poppa rides her, he says "Look! I'm Hiccup!"

Why did the boy lick the window? He had Down's syndrome

A horse walks into a bar, the barman says why the long face, the horse says, my dad died this morning.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman says "What is this? A joke?" They then proceed to rape the barman.

Man: Doctor, everything I touch hurts. Doctor: Okay. Let's test it out by first touching your leg. Man: It hurts. Doctor: What about your arm? Man: It hurts as much. Doctor: What about your back? Man: It still hurts. Doctor: I see......your fingers are broken.

What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo. Moral: Cuckoo!

How many Jews fit in an oven? Nein

What's worse than falling off a horse? Falling off a cliff.

Q: If you are debating whether to smoke marijuana, consider: what will your mother say when she finds your corpse? A: As a relatively harmless and non-addictive substance, Marijuana was most likely not the cause of my child’s death. It was probably AIDS.

Executioner: Would you like to make a statement? Mr Murderer: Yes, I would love to sing a song. Executioner: Very well. Begin. Mr Murderer: There were 6 billion in the bed, and the little one said roll over, roll over. So they all rolled over and one fell out...

what did the boy get after his first communion? unwanted intercourse with his priest that resulted in scaring him for life, until the day he killed himself because he could never get over it.

Why did the gir fall off of the swing? She had no arms.

Why did the Asian man have to sit down to pee? Because he had no legs.

Whats worse than a truck full of dead babies? A live baby trying to eat his way out.

If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

Ian Watkins was excited to attend the opening of the children's ward at the hospital today. It went well and the day was a success.

What are astronauts called in Soviet Russia? Cosmonauts

Q:how do you make a rockstar cry? A: hit him with a breifcase

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Vacuum, purple, zebra.

The Dali Lama walks into a pizza parlor and asks the owner to make him one with everything. After 20 minutes or so the owner brings the Dali Lama a pizza with every available topping. After he finished eating the Dali Lama thanked the owner and left a nice tip.

.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

What's the difference between a melon? One of its halves are both the same.

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