An Indian child is born with three arms. After being ridiculed his whole life he kills himself at age 19.

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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Two hippos are in a lake with water up to their eyes. One of them then says, "i keep thinking it's tueday"

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the van.

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what do you call a dog with no legs? whatever his owner named him it is a shame he can`t run and play with other dogs.

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What's red, white and blue? You're mother on her period after she had sex. I don't know where the blue came from.

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What is the difference between a pumpkin and a dead baby? There are thousands of differences between a dead human and the fruit of a pumpkin plant. One of them is that I didn't choke my wife to death with a pumpkin. Another is that pumpkins have a stem.

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Whats the difference between a prostitute and crack dealer? One sells addicting drugs, while the other exploits her vagina for money. Either way, they're both illegal.

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What's red and can't speak ? A strawberry

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How did the Black man die at the KFC? Someone killed him.

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Q: why did everyone on the ship drown? A: Because the ship sunk

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what did the kid with no head get for his birthday? A coffin.

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Whos allergic to BS You R! :D

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Dance is a sport

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Rebecca Black walks into a bar she took the back seat

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What do you get when you cross Justin Bieber with a chicken? Most likely some kind of singing human-chicken monster, although given the little research done on cross-species splicing, this is a highly improbable circumstance.

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a man walks into a bar. it was a metal bar. his balls hurt.

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Q: Why did the baby cry when it came out of the moms stomach? A: The doctor dropped it!

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We start counting at 1, therefore 0 is countless. I've slept with countless women.

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I'm so hungry I could eat a horse and chase the jockey.

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what is blue and fuzzy? Blue Fuzz

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What do you call a person with disabilities? Names.

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Q: A blonde, a red-head, and a brunette all jump off the bridge at the same time. Who hits the ground first? A: As stated by Sir Isaac Newton's third law of gravitation, all three fall to their deaths at the exact same time because the velocity of a falling object is unaffected by the mass of that object... or their hair colour. Idiot.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Dementia Pickles

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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