- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

I'm trying to find out how many people in the world have Alzheimers, do you? No. Bananas.

Autism... is not funny at all, it is a serious issue in today's day and age and must be addressed and cured

Hickory Dickory Dock, Three mice ran up the clock, the clock struck 1, and the other 2 escaped with minor injuries

A man asks a young boy to get in his van. The kid, being very well-educated tells the man he cannot talk to strangers. So, the man tells the kid he understands, and drives away to another nearby child.

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What's sweet and tastes like candy? Candy, now get in the van.

Why did the dog get arrested? He didn't the people responsible for causing the dog fight got arrested for animal abuse.

What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

Why are roses red ? Ass in my face .

Why was Timmy late for class? He got hit by a bus. Why was Jimmy late for class? He saw Timmy lying in the middle of the street, went out to help and got hit by another bus.

Why did little nancy call the police? Because her dad beats her toaster up.

Why couldn't anybody at school taste lunch? Nobody made lunch.

Its linked with the process of extracting uranium isotopes, but lets change the subject, with that said, I hope you can help me with some management advice such as the one you gave me, I will of course pay you.

What happened to the house that was made without concrete? It fell over.

Roses are red violets are blue this poem makes no sense refrigerator.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police, your entire family died in a car accident. ... ... The police, your entire family died in a car accident who?

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

What do you call a man with only one eye? Half blind.

What sinks quickly to the bottom of a river? Your dead parents.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?! No one... pineapples float.

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

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