- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did Kelsey fall off the swing? because she has no arms Knock Knock who's there? not Kelsey

Q. You guys want to here a joke? Kids: Yeah! A. Women's rights

I was lying in bed looking at the stars in the sky What did i think to myself? Were the heck is the ceiling???

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

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What's the difference between a woman? Apart from the differing reproductive systems and body organs, women are characterized by a need to create food.

Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because Martin Handford drew him that way to make him unique and distinguishablefrom the hundreds of other drawn people (and animals) in the pages of the children's game book, which incidentally is known as Where's Wally in numerous non-USA countries.

Why was 6 afraid of 7.... because 7 was black

What do you call your mum without an umbrella? Saturated Fat

why does beyonce sing " to the left, to the left"? - cause black people have no rights

How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Why did the baby cross the road? It was nailed to the chicken

My three children are three big mistakes.

what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

How to make a plummer cry Kill his family

Butterfly is standing on a flower. Cow comes and steps on that flower

What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

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