Yo mamas so fat, when she jumps in a pool she displaces a disproportionate volume of water.

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Q. Why can't Stevie wonder read? A. Because he is black

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What do Helen Keller, Stevie Wonder, and Ray Charles have in common? They were all mentioned in the previous sentence.

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i want to meet Dora's parents and ask them why they let that bitch go everywhere

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Yo mama's so fat that when she steeped on the scale, it read a rather large number as compared to the average, healthy weight of the human race. Of course, she could become thin by working out or eating less, but she chooses not to because of the laziness that has now corrupted her completely.

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Why Stevie is silent nowdays? Because he's dead.

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It's funny that Melo and Garnett are going to be on the same Allstar team

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a blender? A: None. It is a sick and depraved act that is probably illegal anyway.

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did you know why people keep saying "you know...you know..." in their conversation? well i don't know

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Knock, knock Who's there? Man Man who? The man who is knocking. Now open the door Carl!

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Why did Larry drop his suitcase? Because he had no arms. A) Knock knock, B) Who's there? A) Not Larry

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whats the capital of congo famine

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Why are bowling balls racist? They are not because bowling balls are incapable of having feeling therfore they cannot have racial thoughts or actions.

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What do you call a black male teacher? A: A Teacher .

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause he felt like it.

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Q: What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Cancer

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What do you get when you cross a cheetah and a zebra? A dead zebra.

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Wha did the fireman say when he burnt his finger? Shit.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, sorry i gave you Herpes type 2.

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What do you a black man who isn't flying a plane? Well, that depends on his occupation.

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Why did Sally fall off a tree? She wanted to get down

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Q: How do you confuse more than 80% of the population? A: Mushrooms.

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A hat fell into the Indian Ocean. What happened to the hat? It got wet

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