- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than it raining on your birthday? 911

what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked

Wanna hear another joke? Wes Trillows penis!!!

Here is a nursery rhyme: Jane is a scruff, she has a head full of nits. She also had pain in her great big... Now don't get excited. Don't be mislead. Because all that Jane had was a pain in her head!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Maybe because it had escaped from the farm and as it doesn't have full conciousness, it couldn't distinguish between grass and the asphalt, so it happened to cross the road.

How do you tell the difference between a bomb and an Asian? One blows up.

The man was allergic to water. He unfortunately died because water is needed to sustain health as a human.

A fat man walks into McDonald's and was then seen leaving 8 hours later as he finished his shift.

Knock knock Whos there You spelt who's incorrectly You spelt whos incorrectly who ...................

What did Batman tell Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

Where can I find a good Prostitute? Your Parents House.

Why do fat people make such good slaves? They're too fat and lazy to escape. Unfortunately, if you want your slave to be fat, you actually have to feed it properly.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it was tired of the people on the side she was on who told lame anti jokes, so she tried to stay away from them.

What do you call a bear. Rob.

You say: Why did the chicken cross the road? Response: Why? (or some other answer to a different joke) You say: To get to your house! Knock, knock. Response: Who's there? You say: The CHICKEN!!!!

Roses are red violets are blue I have herpees.

I have 13 hedge hogs in one hand and 4 pineapples in my van how many pikelets does it take to cover the roof. Purple because aliens dont wear hats.

Why did the clown chase the boy? The boy was sad and needed cheering up

why was the little girl crying? she just watched her whole family get murdered.

What is worse than the holocaust? A worm in your apple.

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