Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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A man used a ruler to measure his foot, it was size 11

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

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why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

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What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

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If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

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What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

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How do the american stop getting fat ? They don't.

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knock knock who's there? doorbell repairman

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Q: Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? A: Neither did he.

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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What did Heinrich Himmler say to the chicken? I'll take that liver thanks.

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Patient- "Doctor, doctor help me! I've only got 59 seconds to live!" Doctor- "I'll be there in a minute."

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Why doesnt mexico have an olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim in already in america.

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Rubies are red Some diamonds are blue I have candy so get in my car

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Why is Skrillex so bad a fishing? He has Parkinson's Disease

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What's the difference between Christians and Jews? The Holocaust. The Holocaust is the difference.

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How can you kill someone who looks like a squirrel? With an bomb. That would kill most people.

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what did the blind orphan with no legs get for christmas? cancer.

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Why is the world going to end on 9 December 2014? I don't know why, but IT IS

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What do you call a black man who is great at basketball? An all-star

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knock knock. who's there? me. me who? shut up im robbing you.

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A Catholic priest has the choice between spending an hour with a young girl or a young boy. Which does he choose? Neither because that's illegal and completely immoral for a priest.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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