- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

Why did the boy make a horribly unfunny anti joke? He was bored.

Q: Why couldn't the man get laid? A: Women were afraid of his 7 testes and 4 penises.

What did the football coach say to fire up his team? Nothing. He was not legally allowed to say anything to his team as they were being locked out by the coach's boss, the owner of the team and anything that he said to them could lose him his job.

What did one banana say to the other banana? Answer: It didnt say anything because bananas are inanimate objects, so it isn't humanly possible for a banana to speak.

You know your in Houston when... The highway sign says so.

A guy is at a party and he's really thirsty, so he goes to get a drink. He goes to get some soda, but the line is too long. He goes to get some water, but the line is also too long. He goes to get some punch, and it turns out there's no punch line.

Why was the guy with six fingers called John? His name was John.

why was the man on the roof? he was about to commit suicide.

Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo, time to go to Auschwitz.

why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno ask the chicken

You know why they call me Scuba Steve? Because I Scuba Dive.

What happened to the man who lost his job? He couldn't support his family so they all became homeless and eventually died of starvation.

make me a sandwich! what kind?

Why did the black guy have a bunch of marihuana? He was the owner of a shop that sold it for medical purposes.

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Knock, Knock! Go away!

Why did John break down in tears? Because he was molested as a child.

Cool story bro. Tell it again.

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doc, I blacked out last night and have a sore ass." The doctor took some x-rays and informed him he had colon cancer.

Why did the boy have no ankles? Because his legs were amputated

What was little Timmy's final words? I just want to go home.

I'm Stephen Hawking, and I'm a PC. I can't walk or talk, and I'm a Stephen Hawkings

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