why did the little boy start to cry? because his parents didn't love him

What did the homeless man say to the man who gave him change? “Mmmm I sure do love pocket lint”

why couldnt hellen keller drive? she was a woman.

What's long, hard, and full of seamen... A Submarine

What's purple and glows? An electric grape

What's Big and Round? My Testicular Cancer

knock, knock whos there child molestor

What's brown and sticky? A stick

Knock Knock CUM IN!

Q: why did suzie fall out of the swing? A: because she was a pinecone

Why Didn't The Teenager Bring His Report Card Home to His Parents? Because He Was Murdered By Thugs Walking Home From School.

What did the black guy say to you when you took his fried chicken Give me back my chicken

what did the blue paint say to the red paint? i am blue

One time, I ate 3 chipotle burritos....after a tennis match

Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

why is 6 scared of 7 because 7 is scary...

Why was the couple in the waiting room crying? Because their son was diagnosed of AIDS and will probably not live into his twenties.

What's the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same

What did the audience watching inception say at the end ................ WAT THE FUK

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven threatened six's family after insinuations of seven being a cannibal.

there once was a frog with no leggs

What did the boy say when he could'nt find his dog? I wonder where Spot went.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One asks the other "Isn't it hot in here?" To which the other replies, "Holy ****, a talking muffin!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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