- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Whos there? John John Who Tic Tic BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM

What did the black man see when he looked in the mirror? His reflection.

Q. What did the father say to his son? A. Nothing, he just hit him with his belt. His wife tried to intervene, but she too was hit by said belt.

A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, none of them did.

Two fish are sitting in a tank. One says, "I'll man the guns. You drive."

What's the difference between Asians and buckets? I don't use Asians to scoop water out of the lake.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He has to on his commute to work. He is a taxpaying citizen who does his 8-5 job to try and cut out a decent living for his wife and kids, so stop questioning the route that he takes to get to work.

What did Timmy say when the bus crashed? Nothing, it was a horrible crash, he died like everyone else. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Timmy.

Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

A walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" Not getting a response, the disoriented bartender realizes he was talking to his own reflection in the mirror at the back of the bar.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

You know that feeling you get when you see your crush walking towards you? No, I'm blind.

Why didn't the baby come to daycare? Because his mother got killed by spongebob

Why couldn't the black guy enter the room? He was too large to fit through the doorway therefore he turned around and left

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Q. What do you call Lebron James on a roller Coster? A. A man who makes a lot of money and decided to take his family out on a family fun day to an amusement park.

Once upon a time there was a pure and beautiful girl who lived with her step-mother and her two step-sisters. They made her live in the basement and had her do all the chores while they went to parties. Then social workers came and relocated her to a foster family.

What's funnier than Justin Bieber dying in a car accident? Nicky Minaj being in the same car.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car!

I like to slap biitches, I like to slap hoes

Q: Why did Suzie fall out the swings? A: She had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.....

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