- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the very inquisitive poor black guy say to the very rich white man at the train station? Nothing, they didn't know each other. And they both had their iPods in. And they were at different train stations. And they were in different countries. And the black guy died 20 years ago.

One day an Indian boy asked his father why they have such long names? The dad answered him in a such a simple and concise way, that the little boy understood.

A man buys a kitten from the store. He gets home, takes it out of its cage, and realizes that it wasn't the kitten he wanted. He then returns to the store and exchanges for the kitten he originally wanted, but then decides to keep both because he is feeling particularly hungry.

I’m on the new Seefood Diet… I can only eat Fish or shell fish

rocky is staring at us from outside...

Your mother is so fat, that she was instructed by her doctor to go on a low carbohydrate, high protein diet to reduce the risk of heart disease later in life.

-What animal has the best vision? -I hate when you try to talk dirty during sex

A police officer walks into a doughnut shop. He approaches the cashier and hands him 20$. He says "Here, I saw you drop this on your way in" he promptly leaves the store.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Ben." Ben who?" "Ben Dover!" "Ben,it's been 7 years. I already moved on and have a new husband and family. Stop coming here or I'm calling the police."

Roses are red Violets are red Jimmy is red Sally is red Susie is red Jimmy is red Billy is red Carl is red Jose is red Jerry is red Ferdinand is red Everyone is red Because they all just got shot In the head And now they're dead

What happened to the boy who survived a tragic car accident?? He stepped out of the car and got hit by a semi.

Wheres my hood? Behind your neck.

Why did the old man drop his milk? He had a stroke.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Recycling anti-jokes

whats worse than being out in the cold? Being on the sun.

What do you get when you cross a horse with a house cat ? A law suit for animal cruelty

Read in a Jersey accent: SOOOOOO my friend __________ saw this coffee shop in new jersey! He was like.... i love coffee why dont they give it to me for free???? The man at the coffee shop Killed me! that is why coffee is not free!

Why did the man commit suicide? Because all meaning in his life were gone.

Dude did you hear of that mexcican who made a succesful living? Yeah. Me too,

Why did the man start vacuuming his neighbor's floor? He had to get the GSR

How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

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