Q. How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A. That obviously depends on the size of the bathtub and each individual infant.

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Decode this; Hetay owcay aidsay oomay. Answer: ummmmm.... Let me think....ummm, does anybody speak pig latin?

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whats the worst part about being a black jew your black and jewish

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what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

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What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

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Your mamma so jobless, that she needs a job! ~T.J.C.S.

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What do you call a black stormtrooper. What ever his name happens to be.

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Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 for violence and brief nudity.

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Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

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MySpace.

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While teaching her second grade class, Mrs. Peets asks the class a question from last night's homework, "OK class, what did you get for number five, 5+12=?" A kid in the back raises his hand slowly. "Yes James?", said the teacher. The kid in the back says, "My dick is as hard as a rock, Mrs. Peets."

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how do u drown a blond you put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

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You have friends

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A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

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What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What's green, [ THIS BIG ] and flies around the room... A remote controlled gherkin!

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If it bothers you? I am just saying that, fucking alright ill be slightly less cruel, I mean come on! It does not matter shit what others think! If someone ever tries to assault you because you are associated with me (yeah it happens), I will stand in front of you and KILL (and possibly rape) THEM!

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What do you call a gay man in a wheelchair? Nothing, his life is already hard enough and bullying him will only make the problem worse.

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Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

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Roses are red Violets are red Your flowers are red Yes set your garden on fire

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Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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