SpiderMan, under that mask and your superhero clothes who are You really? Under these clothes, I...Am.... naked

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What's worse than having sex with a woman who has been dead for 10 minutes? Having sex with a woman who has been alive for 10 minutes.

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A man walks into a bar but didn't say anything because he is mute.

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What did the dwarf do after he sore a mole? Nothing. dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist.

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what did the man say when he walked into the bar? Ouch!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, What the **** did i just do? I have no clue......

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Yo mama so short, she developed a debilitating neck problem from having to look up at people when talking to them.

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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What do you call a man that's very angry? A Very Angry Man.

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what better than getting an F on a test? getting an A on a test.

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My mom told me to shut up because I was screaming as I was strangled.

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What is the difference between a black man and a potato? Well, there are a great many differences. But the main one is probably that a potato is a potato, and a black man is a black man.

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In mother Russia you don't eat cookie. Dog eat shark. -B.Gill

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Why did Sandy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sandy.

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Knock, Knock Who's There

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How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

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someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We can never be truly sure of the chicken's real purpose, but given the circumstances of the surroundings, the story has it that the purpose of the chicken was to physically move to the other side of said road.

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whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

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Your future.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped six's mom.

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The man and the women were doing something. What are you looking? They just talked

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What happened to the mentaly challenged person is walking down the street? He pooped on the sidewalk and got escorted to his house

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Whats funny about a fat person dying? He died while eating friend chicken

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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