- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

CHORGLUND

wHY DIDN'T THE HORSE FINISH COLLEGE? HIS GRANT RAN OUT AN HE COULDN'T GET ANOTHER STUDENT LOAN.

what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

So a Buddhist said, "YOLO." ._.

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

Q. What is the answer to life the universe and everything A. 42

What do you call a Mad Cow? Dead. Pst, Mr.Cobb if your reading this- Hola.

Q: What is the difference between Jimmy and a kite A: Jimmy is higher MR

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

Q: Why do homeless people smell bad? A: Because they live on the street and they dont take showers it's very sad sometimes.

How many friends does it take to catch an owl? One because he was a bird catcher.

Hitler walks into a temple..... Oh wait he died

A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

Patient: Doctor, it hurts when I run, I might have arthritis. Doctor: Let me check.... 5 minutes later... Doctor: It turs out you have 3 bullets in your legs. Patient: Ohhh, I get it now.

what's the difference between dodo and doodoo doodoo is still around for you to see

A man told this joke once... it wasn't funny.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

Roes are red Violets are blue I have a potato Let's make pie

A cowboy rides into town and stays the weekend but then leaves on Wednesday, how is this possible? He was alive for the weekend and died on Sunday, his body left on Wednesday. Now get a job and be happy with your life.

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