- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So, I'm sitting by this guy in Science class and we're learning about fungi. So this guy is being really nice and I tell him, "Bro, you're just a FUNgi to hang around", like fun guy.

Say you are caught in a net with 10 other people in said net at a construction site. A pair of scissors are right next to you and everyone said to use the scissors. But instead of using the scissors, you use your teeth in risk of a broken tooth.

Robert Muldoon: "Clever girl..." Velociraptor: "I appreciate your compliment, but I will still eat your face."

What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

What was the baker a coward? He didn't have the "Bunz" to prove it!

What did the Mexican parents name their first born son? Nobody knows. He was adopted by a nice family due to the fact that his biological parents were murdered in cold blood. His foster parents named him Kevin.

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

Phil sees a hitchhiker wandering past his car on the sidewalk. He asks Phil if he can take him to his house, and Phil says no, and keeps driving. Six seconds later the hitchhiker is crossing the street in search of somebody else, when he is hit by a bus and dies.

How is a hamster like a cigarette? They are harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire

What do you call a man covered in bees? Nothing, you'll startle the bees!

What's worse than getting raped by a black guy? Getting raped by a radioactive black guy

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo

What's the difference between? Your mom.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends how hard you throw them.

Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops. tom halls mum

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Banana you glad I didn't say 'Orange?'"

your moms so fat that she had to buy bigger cloths, her husband left her, she became a druggie and died alone.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

Luke, I am your father... Uh... Okay, thats chill, so uh, is my last name Vader or somthing? No son, my name is Anakin Skyw... NOOOOOOOOOOO THATS IMPOSSIBLE!

I love animals . But the ASPCA soon put a stop to that .

How did the blonde die? She got swallowed whole by a 1,000-foot scorpion.

Yo momma so fat she decided to have lipo suction

Why did the Chicken cross the road Because he was not happy with his life at a chicken due to the fact take he was going to get eaten by a black man so he hoped that if he crossed the ride and got hit by a car and die he would regenerate into a poisonous frog

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