Q. What happened to the kid with 1 arm and 1 leg and 1 arm and 1 leg A. He had a seisure, then got hit by a bus

Q: whats worse that sucking at piano A: the world blowing up

Yo mama is so stupid that she is currently taking courses in a community college to get her degree in business so she can have a well-paying job.

how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

101 ways to annoy people 1.) lying about having a 101 ways to annoy people

Why is the beach always so angry? The beach is just sand and waves and lacks sentience, but makes up for it in crabs.

your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

Why was the man choking? He was eating to fast.

whats worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree? one baby nailed to ten trees.

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If God gives you lemons you find a new God

What did the speech impaired man say ? Nothing.

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A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Can you spell iCup? I see you pee?

What is black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, bleeding, mixed race babies.

How do you get your dog to stop barking? You snap its neck.

What was the last thing to go through Kurt Cobain's mind? His teeth.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I dont know so why are you asking?

2 girls talking to each other: brunette: Christmas is on Friday this year blonde: let's hope its not on Friday the 13th!!!!!