- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Lion walked into bar. He ordered a steak Because lions love meat.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away? What about the vampires?

what did the downsindrome get for christmas?? A: Aids and a Dead wife

What's worse than getting struck by lightning? Getting struck while your in your house!!

There are two muffins in an oven neither can say anything at the moment, however, because both are in excruciating pain.

What the difference between some stoned and someone drunk? When your drunk you think having a good time even when you not and when you stoned your so high you think your a dragon ball z character.

Knock knock. Who's there? Schizophrenia.

What did the goat say to the zebra? Nothing. Goats can't speak

what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

what do you call an old man missing a toe? a diabetic.

What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

What/s funnier than 24 dead Jews? 25 dead Jews. What/s funnier than 25 dead Jews? 6 million dead Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Why did the Mexican jump of the roof? Because he had a serious meth addiction that was destroying his family and he could not live with the awful things he did to get his fix.

Why did Jimmy never like old people? Because he was abused as a child by one.

Why did Logan lose his lunch? Because he forgot to his lunchbox on the day-trip.

Why did the monkey fall out the tree? Cause its dead!

A Priest, a Rabbi and an Imam all get on the same flight. About half-way through an engine begins to smoke and stutters to a halt. Fortunately, the pilot has been trained for these situations and lands the aircraft safely.

How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.

Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

what do you call lots of jews on a train? Call them what you want they aren't coming back!

Why didn't Suzie go to the park? She commited suicide 2 years ago.

Call jets pizza at 8637090999 and say porr cisero is still stuck and shit will go down

knock knock whos there johovas witness O-0

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