What does a nun and a hat have in common? Size

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what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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Q:When do you club a newborn baby? A:Whenever you want to because babies are stupid

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Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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Why did Colussi miss school for 2 years? -Because he died

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What's the difference between a duck? both of it's legs are the same.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I ASKED YOU FIRST!

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What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? A long sleeve shirt

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The woman says : OMG I am so hung over!! The man next to her has Terrible tourertts turns around and shouts I want my to make them hung over your face, her then moves away and rapes a apple of which he is eating, the woman turns around and dies as she has a brain tumor

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Guy A walks into a bar and sits down beside guy B, they quickly spark up a quick conversation about golf, Guy B says "i hit the ball so hard, it soared 200 yards", Guy A quickly responds by saying "I hit your mom so hard!" Guy B responds "the jokes on you, my mom has herpes"

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A moose walks into a store and asks the lady where the potatoes are. She says "isle five". he walks to isle five and there were no potatoes

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what purple and jolly barney who doesnt love his charactorial warmth!# not weird

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Soo if ur on a jet ski and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? Pickle.

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WHAT DO YOU CALL SOMEONE HAVING A MYOCARDIAL INFARCTION? Dead

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him, "Would you like a drink?". The horse cannot understand english and is confused by its surroundings. The horse gallops out of the bar knocking over a few stools

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You know what's interesting about Polish people? Nothing.

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What did the cow do when it got run over by a tractor? It died.

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he saw a Vladimir Putin.

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What happens when a jew with a boner runs into a wall? He hurts his face.

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Obama lin Baden.

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Why did the man fall over? He was blind.

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Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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