- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many babies can you fit on a ferris wheel? None, babies aren't allowed to ride

LISTEN UP PEEPS, I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU MY PASSWORD.. just as shown on screen THIS IS IT: ******* YEP just as shown on screen

women's rights

What's green, three feet tall, and can live forever? Definitely not Julie Andrews.

What does an Irishman say to you in the morning? Nothing because you only speak French.

Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

What green and has wheels? grass I lied about the wheels

The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

see an orphan Knock knock Whos there Not you parents ...

How do you get a Mexicans attention? By calling him by his name.

Why did the white kid tear up while watching a segment on slavery? He got something in his eye.

What did the arsonist shout out in the movie theater? Nothing. He set the exits ablaze and said absolutely nothing.

What does a blonde say when she being raped? Ow it hurts stop... What does the guys who's raping her say? Oh shut up you know you like it...

How did the fireman get the cat out the tree? He sprayed it with a hose, killing it in the process.

How many retards does it take to change a lightbulb?? None it is physically impossible

What do you call a black kid with a backpack? I don't know.

What do you call a terrorist on 9/11? A terrorist.

Why did Piglet look in the toilet? He was probably fascinated by the flush.

I work at jcpenny

the blue man livedin the blue house the black man in the black house the white man in the white house but who lived in the white house ,not the white man barack obama

A jew, a homosexuel and a black guy are on a plane. It crashes and they all die in horrible circumstances.

What's the difference between a dead dog lying in the middle of the street and a dead black man lying in the middle of the street? The physical differences you would commonly expect to be between a human being and a dog.

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