What do you callan african american in KFC? A had working american with a average profit, trying to make a living.

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Why couldn't the black man support his family? He was the youngest child of 3 and already had a caring and supporting mother and father.

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The 70's called. They had the wrong number.

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Chris Bosh's neck

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no really what are ur names?

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Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me!

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How do you send Harry Potter a post card? Get an owl to send it to his house.

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How many dead babies can you fit in my truck? Thirty-seven and a half;)

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How do you stop a lawn mower? You throw a baby under it.

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why did the duck cross the road? because his d**k was stuck in the chickens a**....

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So A guy named Larry walks into a bar and says, Where is your couch?

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wanna hear a joke? womans rights

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How do you kill a diabetic? Take away their insuline

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Women's Rights

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What's the difference between your jokes and your penis? No one laughs at your jokes.

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Why did Santa get stuck up a chimney? Because there was a family of possums living up there. They ripped his face off.

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What do you call 5,000 black people at the bottom of the ocean? A large quantity of African Americans who drowned to their death in the sea.

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Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

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If 6 is afraid of 7, what is 7 afraid of? ...Chuck Norris.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. "Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?" The blonde said, "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?" The man replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch." A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money, I forgot what happens right but it wasn't that funny anyway

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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where do you hide a black mans paycheck? somewhere he would never find it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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