- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Give one reason for not visiting a hotel. Basil Fawlty is the manager.

A Fat person walks out of mcDonalds

Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she was a woman.

A duck walks into a bar. In the middle of writing this joke I realized that there were already jokes like this so I stopped writing this one.

Why did the giant try to eat the magical rainbow? A: Because the apocalypse is predicted for the Wednesday after santa gets shot by the evil jolly ice cream man which in secret is cheating on his wife who in turn eats every human baby ever known to man. duhhhhh

A little boy walks up to his father and asks him a question, "Daddy, how are babies born?" His father then replies in an enthusiastic manner, "You see, I stuck my dick in your mom's vag and started pounding. Apparently two condoms defeat the purpose."

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

Ill admit it Nero, although you act like a savage you make a fine statement there, maybe we will ask her to join one time huh?

What is green, brown, has four legs and would kill you if it fell on you from out of a tree? A pool table

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll tootsie pop?

Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. Who cares, what was she doing out of the kitchen

What did the father say to his child Christmas morning? you're adopted

How many alzheimers patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

Steven Hawking walks into a bar everyone is amazed because the surgery he just got cured his parilization

I used to be able to walk, but then I took an arrow to the knee. It tore my acl and shattered my kneecap.

Why was six afraid of seven? The world may never know.

What is 1 inch long and eats everyone in it's way .... my pet fish

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Bat-mobile? - "Robin, get in the Bat-mobile"

Sometimes when I'm horny, I put vinegar on my diick

My momma's so ugly she had to get plastic surgery. Now I need it.

A man walks into a bar. Wait, no, it was a horse. A man walks into a horse

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