- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mama is so fat she has more body mass than a skinny person

Hey how was your audition?" "yeah really good, I got in...

A drunken man grabbed a gun and shot his entire family to death. Luckily, a even drunker man had shot them moments before, so it really only served to ruin the perfectly good wall behind them with bullet holes.

Why did the world end? Because of Jim Layhey's whispering winds of shit.

What do you get when you shoot 3 cute kittens that have just walked into the house? 3 dead kittens

Q. What's worst than getting kicked in the balls ? A. The holacaust

Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

Women's rights.

A black man walks into a bank with a gun and askes where the safe is then procedes to shoots 3 white men inside of it. Everyone thanks him for stopping the armed bank robbers and he lives out the rest of his life in happiness for he is a hardworking cop and risks his life to save others.

what purple and jolly barney who doesnt love his charactorial warmth!# not weird

Do you work at subway? Because I often enjoy eating there and i think the food is pretty good. I do not however eat there everyday because i might get overweight and get a eating disorder.

This is like another one: Terry is at work eating a cookie.. He drops his cookie. His co worker trys to pick it up, however he accidently stands on it. Turns out terry can keep a grudge, nine years later, he killed his co worker with a shovel.

How many babies does it take it to feed a grown man? It depends on the size of the man, how hungry he is and how big the babies are.

Why did the man jump out of the plane? Because the plane was losing fuel fast so he grabbed a parachute and went for it and realized that was the only one left so everyone died a horrible death.

What do you call a black man and an Asian at a school? Two hard-working, dedicated teachers.

Question :how many does an episode of Power Rangers show the power rangers face answer I'm not that big with power rangers.

Why were there bones on the moon? The cow diden't make it.

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A bartender walks up to a church and a synagogue

Why did the chicken cross the roard? There were no cars in the immediate vacinity and the chicken therefore came to a logical conclusion that it was a rational theorem on which crossing the road could be based.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To pick up the carcass of its road-killed younger brother and weep.

What do you do i a stranger offers you candy? Make sure its not stale then jump in his van.

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