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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What does a baby and an old man have in common? A: They both pee in public

Ill admit it Nero, although you act like a savage you make a fine statement there, maybe we will ask her to join one time huh?

yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

your mothers so silly she saw a rock and sat on a chair.......?

What did Jeff do to the bench? He sat on it

What do you call a dog with no arms and no legs? Nothing, it cant come

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse replies "I'm a talking horse and that's what you ask me? On the day I just buried my only son?"

what is funnier then this joke? A jewish muslim that is asian, balck, and mexican,and is woomen crossing the border then geting shot and hung by a rope of dead babies

A blonde went to a doctor for a checkup. The blonde couldn't hear the doctor 'cuz she had headphones on so the doctor took them off. A couple of minutes later she died. The doctor was curious so he put the headphones on. It was saying, "Breathe in, breathe out. Breathe in, breathe out..."

A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

Hey Jew. What? Shut up.

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

A blode walks into a bar, She gets her hair dyed brown and is later presumed smarter due to a the genral public being steriotipical.

A blind man walks into a bar. He had a few drinks then went home.

What did the black man do in the Italian Pub? He gave a 20% tip and couldn't have been more courteous.

A husband said to his wife, "If you want to have sex, stroke my penis one time. If you don't want to have sex, just say so and I will respect your decision, though I may be disappointed."

Q:So there's a black guy and a mexican sitting in a car...who's driving? A: The Cop

What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

Whats brown and smells bad poo

What's hiding in Redfoo (from LMFAO)'s afro? Nobody knows...

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

What's worse than a murderer? Two murderers.

Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

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