- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I may have Alzheimer's. But at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

whats white and if it fell from a tree it would kill you ? Pat Butcher

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't the farmer shot him before he could have a chance at freedom.

Roses are reddish Violets are bluish If it wasn't for Christmas We'd all be Jewish

King Triton: "As much as it pains me to lose you, Ariel, I want you to be happy with your prince..." Ariel: "So why don't you just turn Eric into a merman?" King Triton: "Good idea."

What did the man say to the teacup? Nothing. He was drunk and on the floor.

Do u know where the glue is? nope, i just glued my hand to this table, so im no help to u

Why was billy bad at telling jokes? Billy was sexually abused as a child and humour was never really part of his life

Pitbull is Mr. Worldwide because his music sucks everywhere in the world

How many dead babies does it take to fill up a car? Dead babies should be reported to the police and not be stuffed into cars.

What's the best use for a van full of candy? Donating it to an orphanage.

Why is limety snicket a kike pussy? cuz will ferrell shit in his asshole

Why did the little girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

three jews walk into a bar. then a bear mauls them.

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

So this moose walks into the super-market and asks the lady woman at he counter "Got any potatoes?" Lady woman says "Down Isle 5" So the moose goes down isle 5 and there isn't any potatoes

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A:He was shot in the face

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Knock Knock Who's there? F F who? F you.

A seal walks into a club.

How to make a plummer cry Kill his family

What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

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