I'm at my grandmothers house right now

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whats worse than being payton johnson being black

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Why did the woman shout at the bin? Because she is mentally ill

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Where was the black child's dad? At work. He'll be back around 6:30

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If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris now has $10.

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Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

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When I was just a little kid, my daddy lest the house and we all joined him to wherever he wanted to live.

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People used to throw rocks at whores. Now they're throwing wood. *Hint. Hint.*

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Shes got a big booty so I call her by her first name, women deserve respect.

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What do Robbers Get for Christmas? Other peoples things.

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Chuck Norris was once engaged by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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A man walks into the kitchen tells the woman to make him a sandwich and walks out.

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Nobody walks into a bar. So nothing happens.

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After eating dinner, my dad said... "That was really good."

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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How to make a plummer cry Kill his family

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Knock Knock Who's there? F F who? F you.

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three jews walk into a bar. then a bear mauls them.

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Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A:He was shot in the face

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A seal walks into a club.

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What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

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What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

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Q:what has 6 legs and rides a unicycle! A: nothing!!! Duh!

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What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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