When I was just a little kid, my daddy lest the house and we all joined him to wherever he wanted to live.

I'm at my grandmothers house right now

whats worse than getting killed by a random tomahawk in COD mostly anything because COD is only a video game

John: Spell IT Mike: Q-U-A-D-R-A-M-E-C-H-A-N-I-C-S

What do you call 100 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A weird kind of genocide.

When geese fly south, why is one side of the V usually longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

Screw it you write the joke.

A frog walked into a bar. Except by frog I meant Frenchman, and by bar I meant English pub. The Englishmen in the bar kill the Frenchman in a display of territoriality.

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in a circle.

Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

why does gamma not smile because he has strokes

Your moms so dumb that she has cancer..... wait thats racist

What happened to the toddler on the swing? She was left unatended and was raped.

How did Goku save his home planet? He didn't.

What do you get when you cross an orange with a gerbil? A mailbox that lights up when you open it

What did Geoar Bush say after a journalist ask what he was going to do about Katrina? Where gonna find her we do think she has some connection with Alkida .

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He had a stroke.

Why can't Stuart post a joke? Because he is using a giant iphone

why was 6 afraid of 7? because he raped her

What did the boy say after he got hit by a bus? Nothing. He's dead.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding the holocaust? A worm

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So, theoretically, if we controlled the media, what would be different then?

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

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