- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Nowadays, aviation is the most secure means of conveyance in the world, but paragliding is not.

A seal walks into a club, It proceeds to maul customers and then makes its way back to the ocean where it lives.

What Batman said to Robin before they got in the car? -Get in the car Robin!

Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

You know what they say about fat thumbs? They give a lot of accidental comment likes on statuses.

q. what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile a. hey robin get in the bat mobile

How do you confuse a blonde? Inform her that she is an illegitimate child resulting from a vicious, torturous rape and that her mother will never truly love her.

wanna hear a dirty joke? ...trashcan

How many Lepers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? People with leprosy should not be doing general house keeping.

i used to take arrows to the knee,til i took one to the balls.

Why didn't the busy San Francisco business man hear his alarm clock ring this morning? A nuclear bomb blast occurred 700 meters from his front door. The estimated blast radius was approximately 100 square miles. Naturally, his alarm clock didn't make it.

What types of animals are the most dangerous? Dangerous ones.

Yesterday I told a chemistry joke. There was no reaction.

If John had eight apples and he eats three. Calculate the mass of the sun.

Why did the asian man go to the bar with a black man? Because they both wanted to enjoy a few beers in the company of another.

How do you make a Flamingo cry? Hit it with a sledgehammer.

What has seven ears, four legs and two arms? Nothing.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was hoping to achieve greater economic prosperity and well-being for his family. penis.

why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

Why did the bird lose all of it's feathers? It got cancer.

Y did the chicken cross the rode to/ get away from KFC

What Mistake Do Ghosts make? None ghosts dont exist..

It's yellow and when you press the button, it becomes red... A baby chicken in a blender

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