Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Not Suzy!!

What's big and red and if it falls out of a tree and can kill you - a fire truck

Why was Samantha crying? Because her hair got stuck in a fan.

What do you call a baby that fell in lava Dead

What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

How did the Muslim girl get pregnant? She was brutally raped on the streets of Baghdad.

How many babies can fit in a dumpster? Let's not find out...

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How do you confuse a Blondel? Tell her there's a demon in her liver

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being raped What's worse than being Raped. Being Raped 2 times by a Giant Scorpion.

Why does the gaming console Wii suck? ????????????????I like ice cream????????????????

why did your mum die young because she had canser

What do you call 10 old black people in a barn? Used farm equipment

whats green and smells like red paint? green paint

The awkward moment when you don't know whether to like or dislike this because you think I want like so you are gonna dislike but what If I want dislikes, but what if I want likes, you are confused Antijokeception....

A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

boys go to college to get more knowledge. Girls go to Jupiter to work in the kitchen.

How do you get a priest out of a tree? Throw a canoe at him.

What happened to the chicken when it crossed the road? Nothing because the cars that almost hit it swerved off the road.

Whats gay, has a nice ass, and can such a mad dick? Everyone at LNS, including me, Glenn. Just kidding I like bitches.

Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rhetorical question.

want to hear a funny joke? what a coincidence so do I!

Knock Knock Who’s there? Your son Your son who? Your son who’s sick of having a paranoid mother who won’t just open the door!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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