Know whats worse than a worm in your apple? Getting fridges thrown at you.

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A guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink and sighs heavily, waiting to escape the reality of his broken home, his cheating wife, and his high school dropout kid.

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A group of 8 paintbal professionals land on an island to battle another paintball team. The team is then faced by a challeng of the other team ambushing them. Everyone is okay and not touched. A case breaks the window of the bus they hide in. They open the case and find a bullet proof vest. A man placed the vest on himself. They made it one by one out of the bus and to the otherside of the field the man with the vest was shot and started going... eghegeheghdjrhherbehgh and they pulled out a real gun bulet. They were now under attack by an enemy with real amunation. Then next man to run across the fied was killed. Tehy ran fr their lives.

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So there is a blind man... and he walks past a fish market and takes a deep breath and says"Oh boy it sure does smell like fish out here".

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What did the orphan get for Christmas? Nothing, the orphanage did not have sufficient funds to give everyone a present because they did not want to how favoritism because the orphans are already sad enough and te orphanage does not want the orphans killing them selves

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Why was the blonde staring at the orange juice container? Because she was proud of her work as Chief Marketing Director of Tropicana.

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2 guys shot up a morgue..... 13 bodies remain dead.

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What did the chair say when someone sat on it? Nothing. The person's butt covered the chair's mouth.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Why don't you answer the damn door and find out for yourself?

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Poems are great but sometimes they don't make refridgerater

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why didn't Marlin monroe ( http://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marilyn_Monroe ) use the iphone app guitar hero because she died before the iphone was invented !

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so a guy walks into a bar, he says nothing for he now has a concusion

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There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. They were walking and baby tomato starts lagging behind. So the papa tomato stomps on the baby tomato and says nothing because tomatoes can't talk.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit on the way there.

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Why did the boy throw butter out the window? Because he was mentally handicaped

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If a chicken and a half layed an egg and a half in a day and a half how many pancakes does it take to shingle a roof? -A banana has no bones

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Barak Obama, Justin Bieber, and Lindsey Lohan all jump out of a plane. all of their parachutes deploy. except Justin Bieberrs, he then dies of cancer

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Why did the sky turn gray? Yes because she thought it meant a quarterback.

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Daisies are green, poppies are white, I have a headache.

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Roses are der Violets are eulb I am dyslexic

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You know what's addicting? Heroine.

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Q: what do you call a man eating some chicken ? A: a hungry man (hahahahahahaha.......i should get a life)

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-Can I ask you one question? -Yes. -Thank you.

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Want to hear an anti joke? Me too thats why Im on this site.

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