- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call two arabs flying a plane? a pilot and a co-pilot

an atheist and a christian meet in a bar they chat about football, order some pints, and have a really good night.

why did the baby start crying? because he was very hungry and hadn't been feed all day

why did the Japanese father cry? because when america bombed japan in wwll it happened to kill the rest of his family

Why was little Bobby Smith crying on Christmas day? Because the doctor diagnosed him with terminal cancer.

kennah campion... being nice

A jew a muslim and a catholic walk into a doctors office. The doctor is arrested for raping a child and his office closes. The Jew and Muslim find another doctor andthe Catholic dies because he had aids

What do you call a fish without an eye? Impaired of vision.

What do you get when you cross a peanut and a snake? peanutsnake

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

Why did Bob fall over? He was impaled by a narwhal. -BG

what is worse than tripping over a tree root? getting mauled by a 60 foot bear

Q. whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A. A jew is a human of the jewish religion, and a pizza is food.

What's the best way to get high without doing drugs? Jump.

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: 7 is a registered sex offender.

What's funnier than the holocaust? Just about everything seeing how the holocaust is not a funny event, but rather enormous tragedy.... Assholes.

What was Steve Jobs' favorite fruit? Grapes.

Why did the boy yawn? Because he was tired.

What the difference between a black person and a piece of shit in a bucket? The bucket

Starting a Genocide #YOLO

Q: What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: One is a person, one is a food.

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What's the difference between Nelly and Common? One of them is an artist and one of them is a businessman.

What did Sally want for Christmas? Nothing, she is Jewish.

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