- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What made your girlfriend laugh to death? You dropped my pants.

What did the oncologist say to his patient? You have terminal cancer.

Why did the kid fall? He got pushed off of a building

How do you get 2x1=4? Do the wrong math.

A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

what do you get when you cross a dinosaur and a spaceship? a dinosaur spaceship

Why couldn't the man lick his elbows? Because it is scientifically proven that over 98% of humans can not lick their elbows.

What do you call a puppy in alaska? A cold PUPPY!!!!!

What's the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same

What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

What did the black kid get for christmas?? Your tv

how many babies dose it take to paint a fence it depends on how hard you throw them

If black guys really have big packages, why are there standards so low, they prefer fat girls? I don't know, but prejudice and racism is wrong dickhead.

Why didnt little Timmy come home? He was abducted into slavery.

Why did the little boy drop his lollipop? He got hit by a car.

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? were both lawyer's.

You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

how many jews does it take for me to be able to have sex with my cousin's girlfriend? idk, but that's how many I need. actually let me have some extras. couldn't hurt.

watched pride and prejudice last night. I hate period dramas... too much blood

smell the vitamin C

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

a person who will soon die of beeties

What is similar to an orange?? A tangerine.

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