Why did the blonde jump over the glass wall? To see what was on the other side.

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A man walks into a bar and notices a twelve inch tall man playing a small piano. He asks the bartender about it. The bartender explains that the pianist has worked there for some time, mostly performing on weeknights. The bartender also tells the man that he may be suffering some vision problems, as the pianist is about 5'8" or 5'9". Some time later the man visits an optometrist and finds out he has a severe case of astigmatism.

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Q:Whats big, red and eats rocks? A: A big red rock eater

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Whats louder than a dinosaur? 2 Dinosaurs

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A blonde walks into a drycleaning store 2 pick up her clothes and as she walks out the empoyee says cum again and the blonde says shut up it was toothpast this time!!!!

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What do you call a black fire-fighter? A hero.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, What else is new?

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What did the athiest get for christmas? Well he shouldn't get anything becuase he doesn't belive in jesus.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm What is worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding chuck norris Whats worse than finding your girlfriend has a bigger Slong than you? Getting raped with a cheese grater. Whats worse than all of these? Being black Sadly im black :( -Jordan M

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What do you call a man named Cornelius? Well, he prefers to go by his middle name, Eric, because he was teased as a child for being named Cornelius.

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A black guy walked in to a gas station, walked up to the counter and payed for his items with his debit card.

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What do you get when you cross a muffin with chocolate chips? A chocolate chip muffin.

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Why was the iPhone screen cracked? Because it was dropped on a rock.

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What do gay kittens eat? Cat food. Friskies and Fancy Feast are both popular brands.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother.

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How do you make a Muslim mad? You burn the Quran.

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What are we ? Students ! What do we want ? Six months holiday ! When do we want it ? Twice a year !

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What do you get when you mix a baby and chemical waste? A bad smoothie.

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What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?" Oh ya he had alzheimers.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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Why didn't the sperm cell cross the road? It died from the intense heat.

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It's easy to take part, just type your text below! no

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kill yourself

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What did Chuck Norris say when he stubbed his toe? "Oh shit I stubbed my toe."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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