- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jimmy miss a question on his test? He put D

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

What's the difference between a melon and a baby? You have to cut open the melon before you can eat it

Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

Why didn't Jimmy go to school? Because Jimmy is a brick wall.

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

what's the difference between a duck? one leg's the same.

Why was 7 afraid of 6, because 6 raped 5

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

Roses are red Violets are? blue Lets eat poo I know you want to

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Whats the difference between a squirrel and a grape? They're both squirrels but ones a grap...

what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

what do u call 2 puerto rician men playing basketball? won on won

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to get hit and die

A man walks into a bar. It's a fine establishment. He orders a couple of beers and takes a cab home like a responsible man would. He is then killed with a croquet mallet.

I like my women like I like my pancakes: Flipped over, inanimate, motionless, and covered in my syrup.

Knock Knock Opens door Hi John, you got here right on time!

What's green, yellow, and red? A traffic light

A Jew, Catholic, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The Jew leaves first for an unrelated reason.

guys stop with the jewish jokes anne frainkly its getting old

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