Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a pineapple is not a proper home

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A man walks into a bar, sits down and talks to the woman sitting next to him. The woman took out a cigarette, and offered one to the man. The man said yes, even though he never smoked before, because he was trying to get with the woman. They smoked a few more before the woman left, and the man left shortly after. The man became a chain smoker and died 1 year later from lung cancer caused by smoking multiple packs a day.

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An American, Mexican, and Chinese men are each asked to throw something off a cliff that they have too much of. The Chinese threw off rice. The Mexican threw off tacos. And the Americans.. Well.. They threw off the Mexicans.

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Yo mamma's so fat that the gravity required to keep her on the ground is significantly smaller than an average sized human.

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What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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What does two plus two equal? 4

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why did javonne choose club getaway madonna wanted to foster

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What do you call a fridge? A Fridge

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Why did Rudolph poop while flying over Chicago? Actually, he had to go since trip started, and that's just where it happened to land.

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why did the kid raise his hand in class because he had a question

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He had a stroke.

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What's the difference between difference and between? One is difference the other is between.

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Why didnt little Timmy come home? He was abducted into slavery.

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What do you call an asian pilot? A pilot you racist bastard

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whats polish and black a polish black person

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why didn't the chicken cross tithe road Because it was a motorway

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What did the blackman say to the whiteman???? Nothing! They both commintted suicide

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Jimmy has nine bags of sugar. He eats nine bags of sugar. What doeshe have now? Diabetes

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(you will only get this if you play minecraft) whats green and looks like a penis? a creeper!

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Q: What happened when Johnny cheated on his test? A: He got a higher score

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2 men walk into a bar. You would have expected the second one to notice it after the first guy walked into it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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