what kind of dog has no tail? a hot dog

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A man is mowing the lawn. The mower stops, so he reaches down to see if something's stuck in the blades. What does he pull out? His finger.

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What does it mean when you see a bunch of blacks running in one direction? That you need to be more specific.

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What did Chuck Norris say to the puppy? Aww what a cute dog.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

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Q: why was the cat naked? A: its owner was drunk and thought he was shaving his own head.

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Why did the man stop dead in his tracks? He was on top of a land mine.

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Doctor Doctor! I think i'm epileptic! I'm not the Doctor, I'm the receptionist. You're a hypochondriac, now wait in the Que, like everybody else Mrs. Davis.

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A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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Why did the african kid die He was mauled by a tiger in a zoo

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What is worst about the great white shark? It's hundreds of sharp teeth, strong tail, or subtle racism? Probably the teeth.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? "Get in the car."

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Q:What did the frog say to the mailman? A:Nothing theres no mail on Sunday's.

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What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled

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Teacher: which vegetable makes your eyes water? Student: Any vegetable. Teacher: How? Student: Just rub any vegetable in your eyes and see what happens.

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Guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. He goes to the restroom and urinates. He comes back and orders another drink. He goes to the restroom again and urinates. He comes back and orders another drink. Guess what happens next? A. He goes to the restroom to urinate B. He buys another drink C. He flirts with a very attractive lady D. Goes home and masturbates

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what do you call a man who likes other men? A fag

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How do you wake up lady Gaga? You poke her face

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What sound did the man make? Splatt. He fell off a building.

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What's the same between a bike and a duck? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

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Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because Hitler took he's parents away.

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I was gonna make a joke about a my dick... Racecar

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You know what's funnier than 24? 25

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