How does a black chick tell if she's pregnant? When she pulls the tampon out, all the cotton is already picked.

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Justin Becnel falls off a tree, what happens? He breaks his neck and unfortunately dies.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

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Where's Wally? In a children's book.

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www.xnxx.com

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What do you get if you put a horse in a blender? Dinner

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Knock Knock Who's there? There's a peephole on your door why don't you go ahead and look

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What happens when you shoot Chuck Norris? You go to jail.

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What's the difference between your jokes and your penis? No one laughs at your jokes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know I'm not a bird physcologist

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i am blue you are red ive got a face look at it look at it i say

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What did Jesus say when he made the first black person? What another perfect creation to this world!

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a gay man walks into a bar the bartender says "what'll it be today" he asks for a beer the bartender comes back with a beer because thats what he asked for.

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Why didn't the woman need a watch? Because she had both her hands amputated after battling diabetes.

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What did Kony say to the children right before he took them Come with me you f******* n*****

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what the difference between ET and polish people? ET is an alien and polish people are human

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why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm a dog.

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Q: What do you say to someone who makes fun of you and is bigger than you? A: Nothing, you just punch him in the toe and run away

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Why did the black man get stuck to the ceiling? Because he was spiderman.

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Why are butt pirates butt pirates? Because they just ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR FRUITS

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What's worse that pooping in your pants having someone see it

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What did the man's ex-wife told him after their divorce? "Build a bridge and get over did" And so he did because hes a contractor that specialized in structures spanning and providing passage over a gap or barrier, such as a river or roadway

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A police officer walks into a doughnut shop. He approaches the cashier and hands him 20$. He says "Here, I saw you drop this on your way in" he promptly leaves the store.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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