- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats white and can't climb trees? Yogurt.

Why did the drunk man puke? Because he was drunk.

How do you kill a blonde woman? Shoot her in the head

a cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. the cat is then escorted out of the bar because a cat in a bar is unsanitary. and they do not serve milk.

whats sad about a ton of blacks in a limo going off a cliff. they'll destroy the car

Why can't Tom Maynard play cricket anymore Because he's dead

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

What do you call a black man in a suit and tie? Presumably affluent

Two men walk into a bar. You would think the second man would have seen it. Made by Bobbie Pummel

Q. whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I dont jump on my trampoline with metal cleats.

What is big, white, and heavy ? A fridge

Oh na na not today Oh na na maybe tommrow

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger! Wrong. What doesn't kill you could leave you in a parapledgic state.

Two fish are sitting in a tank. One says, "I'll man the guns. You drive."

Asians

Two goldfish are swimming in the ocean. One says to another, "I don't think we will be able to survive in this salty environment".

A wise man once said...... I am a wise man

Why are trees green? I have no idea

What do you do when life gives you Oranges? You make lemonade and life wonders how you did it

Knock knock! Who's there? Bob Hi bob, come inside. And next time just use the doorbell

Knock knock! Who's there? Wristwatch! Wristwatch who? Orange ya glad I didn't say banana

What do you call an argument between a Jew and a German? World War 2

I can count to potato.

Why did the ceiling fall down? Because there weren't any walls.

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