- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the Trayvon Martin was shot? The media made a huge deal about it and is now making ridicoulus claims that George Zimmerman is racist, and such claims are infringing on his right to a fair trial, and it's all because Trayvon Martin is black.

What did the dog say to the house? Roof

I'm gay.

Why do so many people like writting really bad anti jokes? Said Santa Claus

Sam Hengal.

What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? One is a type of small aquatic craft, and the other is a human being who practices Judaism.

yo mama so fat that when she jumped on her tempurpedic mattress the wine did spill

A clown walking down the steet, trips -Ryan Vallee

Have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. It's okay, neither has he.

A husband and wife just had a baby, and he came out black.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because their both fruits.

Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

Why did the witch stay up all night with a broken broomstick? Because she couldn't sweep.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wow, I screwed up, Give me head.

Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

Knock knock who's thare Your mom She's dead you bitch

A man walks to a baseball game what does he see? Many people

Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

Knock, knock Who's there? I'm there.

What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

What did the Icelandic man say to the Norwegian man? Vishtok yerder poten hash vil narsh varden.

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