What happens when a black guy roles over a speed-bump? I don't know. I have never tried it

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bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to give him a bad reputation, but not enough to kill him

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What did the boy eat for breakfast? Food

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Haikus are easy But they often dont make sense flying flamingos

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When is a door not a door? Never.

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DON'T TOUCH MY DUCK, IT HAS A ONE DOLLAR BILL

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Feminism

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Hurricane sandy should have been named hurricane snooki because it ruined the jersey shore

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm What is worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding chuck norris Whats worse than finding your girlfriend has a bigger Slong than you? Getting raped with a cheese grater. Whats worse than all of these? Being black Sadly im black :( -Jordan M

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Why couldn't Billy see the show? Because Billy is blind.

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Whats long and red all over? This Cut on my arm, i should get it checked out.

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What's the warmest organ in a dead baby's body? My penis

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It's easy to take part, just type your text below! no

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the van.

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I need to start studying.

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What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

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Why was the woman blind? Because she couldn't see

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What looks like a lion, sounds like a lion, and feels like a lion? A lion Ba dum chh

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why are black people good at basketball cuz their tall

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Why did the guy fall into the ocean? He was surfing

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What is black and white and red all over? A black, red and white picture

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Why didn't the sperm cell cross the road? It died from the intense heat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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