- Anti Joke

A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

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who was the alien over LA? adalia rose

Two men walked into a bar. I'm surprised the second man did not duck out of the way.

Why didn't Susie's dad come home on time? He was dragged into a dark alley, then stabbed in the eye. When his body was found 2 days later, Susie couldnt stand the loss and hung herself the day after her father was found.

What do you call a midget cripple with cerebral palsy? Unfortunate

What would Micheal Jackson do if he were alive today? THRILLER! THRILLER! THRILLERS NIGHT!

i named my son Frodo because he was little

What happened to the little boy who threw a spitball at the teacher? He was killed the next day when the teacher, who had a history of mental instability and schizophrenia, decided to go on a shooting rampage in class.

a white guy a black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar.

your period is red your waffle is blue find a way to fix it or no sex for you!

Your mom as so fat that I'm gonna give you the name of this doctor because I really care for you...... And don't want to see you so stressed because she is so fat.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

What walks on four in the morning, three at noon, and two at night? A baby with leprosy.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than reading a bad joke Realizing it's yours.

What did the fish say to the octopus? nothing... fish cant talk.

Q: Where was Moses when the lights went out. A: In the dark.

whate white and cant climb trees? powdered sugar

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