A young woman goes to a wild, infamous nightclub, all alone. She arrives safely at home a few hours later.

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Oh no my baby is dead. Ha.

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Which of the following is the reason the Titanic sunk. Select all that apply. A. Iceberg B. No radar C. Late warning D. Put your hands on me Jack E. This ship can't sink F. Over by the bed, the couch G. God himself can't sink this ship Z. All the above X. None of the above Q. Why are you still reading

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KOOKABURRA

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Why did Suzy Fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

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A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sociopathic murderer.

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Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

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What happened when the wife refused to make her husband a sandwich? Since he was paralyzed from the neck down, he starved to death.

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This is sparta No this is patrick

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What did the dad say when the irresponsible goth problem child asked for a gun Yes

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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why does my ass hurt? you have rectal cancer

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What do a van and a pencil have in common? You can write with both, except with the van.

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I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

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Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

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whats the difference between a chicken and a rooster. a rooster has a dick

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What did the mentally challenged kid get on his test? Drool

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Why was the girl on the ground? She jumped off a bridge.

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Roses are Verbotten Violets are Verbotten Anti-jokes is Verbotten Everything is Verbotten boats aren't Verbotten

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An Irish man, an English man, and a Scottish man are standing on the edge of a cliff. The English man and the Scottish man both fall of. The Irish man calls the authorities to alert them of this tragic misfortune.

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Q: why didn't johnny do his homework? A:because johnny is dead

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There's a mexican and african american in a car. Who's driving? A cop.

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If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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