why did he cat not land on its feet? it had 2 legs amputated due to cancer and animal abuse

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whats a long boring sotry that no oneever wantsto read? the life of sarah palin.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Why doesn't the boy get anything for Christmas? His parents died the night before!

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How do you teach an asian baby to read? Enroll him in a good pre-school and practice regularly.

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What made the old man laugh? A pile of dead babies.

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What does DNA stand for? The National Association of Dislexics.

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What do u call a bunch of black dudes burried from their necks down? Afro-turf

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Why isn't this a joke? Because it's not.

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Roses are red Violets are blue My body is ready I want you

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What do you call a sheep? something to have sex with.

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What did the man think of when he saw a squadron of military bombers flying over his home? The football game is about to start

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A: What's worse than two dead babies lying on cement? B: The Holocaust? A: Yeah or something like that

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his toadstool.

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What did the one alcoholic say to the other? We are both alcoholics

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

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What do astronauts and Wayne Rooney have in common? I don't know. Ok.

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Guess who is violent. Osama

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How do you make a plummer sad? Kill his family.

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Why did the black man jump out of the plane? He was going on a parachute dive with his friend.

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Aodhan, Kevin, Taggart and Caoimhin walk into a bar. They have drinks and then leave.

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Oh look, a dead guy. He must have died

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What sits in the corner of room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler

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Boy: Hey girl, the voices in my head tole me to come over and talk to you. Girl: ... *walks away*

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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