what do you call 69 babies in one room? a room full of babies

Q:What is harder than nailing ten dead babies to a tree? A:Nailing one dead baby to ten trees.

Knock knock Who's there? You're You're who? YOU'RE MOM IN MY BED!!! (i know it sucks)

what do you call a black person with no legs or arms? A poor man that clearly was inflicted very badly.

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What did Justin Bieber say when he lost his tampon? Where's my tampon?

How did the idiot die? He comitted suicide because people were picking on his stupidity. (If you laughed at this you are a horrible person)

I bont really understand dyslectic peapole

Why was the black man arrested? Tax evasion.

Today, my doctor discovered I had a tumor in my brain the size of a walnut. FML.

god made the sea god helped invent the first wheel but as you know he also made me a really big deal !

Wanna hear another joke? Wes Trillows penis!!!

Why was the black guy convicted of a crime he didnt commit? Because in The American social syste

Q: Why did Suzie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Jesse gets so many ladies

yo momma so fat that she needs to lose weight

How do you kill a blonde girl? You put a scratch and sniff sticker on the bottom of a filled pool.

Limerick There once was a man from mass whos balls were made out of brass he clank them together to make stormy weather and lightning came out of his ass

whats worse than finding 10 dead baby's in 1 garbage can... finding 1 dead baby's in 10 garbage can

An irish man walks into a bar... Hes met with an intervention of family and friends who are all very concerned about his drinking problem and well being.

Boston was having so much fun everyone was running and screaming

Without geometry life would be pointless

How many blondes does it take to dye their own hair black and act in an intelligent, sensible manner?

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