What does a black man do in the bathroom? He Dookies on bobby

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weston cage

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So, a screw driver walks into a bar, and the bar tender sais "Hey Screw Driver" we have a drink named after you" the screw driver goes, "Really? You have a drink named Bob"

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How much wood would a wood-chuck chuck, If a wood chuck could chuck wood? A full study has never been commissioned into the amount of wood chucked by a groundhog and thus far remains an unknown quantity. ls

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Dude, i know this guy, who knew this guy named Ben, who knew this guy named Valen, who knew this guy named Chad and he said.... Ben's Dead.

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BIG PENIS

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A man has had too many beers late at night. The bartender says "Sir, I'm going to have to cut you off"

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Q:Wats worse then cutting ur lawn A: diarea on a sunday morning

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Mary- Hey Dallas, do you have a suitcase? Dallas- Yeah, why? Mary- I need a suitcase

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A man is hungry so he gets on his coat and shouts : "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!". His wife says not to because the police say the rapist 'Eggman' is out again. He says he will be very careful. On his way he hears 'They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggmen-" and the man shouts: "AND I AM THE WAlRUS, SO GET THE HECK OUTTA MY FACE OR I WILL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" The Eggman and the man found two more people from Liverpool and formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band broke up.

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ask me if im a tree are you a tree? yes.

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A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names.

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Artists have unique minds and can rotate shapes within their mind. I'm going to masterbate.

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What's the difference between humans and dogs? 4.

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Q:Why was the blond so dumb A: She had downsidrome

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Why did the Mexican jump the American border? Because he wanted a better paying job to support his family, and legal immagration to the States is a lengthy and highly difficult process.

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Doctor Doctor i have a shoe in my braces. I bet it smells haha.

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how many cookies did the fat kid eat? a perfectly reasonable amount of cookies.

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What is a poop on a poopstick? A pile of poop.

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Why did George shaw fall off the swin?. Because he got a bowl thrown at his head

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A: Knock, knock. B: Who's there? The writer of this joke had no idea how to end this.

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What does an elephant and a plum have in common? They are both purple... except for the elephant

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Why was the baseball player happy? He got married.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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