- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

whats worse than a repeated antijoke the people that complain about them

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

your mom is so fat jesus couldnt even lift her spirits

What do you get when you rub 2 redheads together? Fire.

when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

What's invisible and smells like carrots? An invisible carrot!

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure

What do you get when you cross a turkey with a turtle? A bunch of nosy ass people wondering wtf you're doing.

A Muslim walks into a public library. 32 people killed in the explosion.

It said i can write my own joke so i did.

Why did the chicken taunt the opposing team? To get to the other side.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Your mom.

What's the worst part of being a black Jew? That is a very uncommon combination of race and religion, therefore causing obvious confusion.

A blackman and an asian are walking down the street they pass eachother exchange looks and continue on with their day

What do you get when you cross a rock and a paper bag? A rock inside of a paper bag.

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

guy walks into a bar, ouch

Q.What did the German say when he walked into the bar? A.Ich möchte ein Bier bitte. Das würde mich viel besser fühlen. Meine Frau ist gerade gestorben, weil ich sie zu Tode prügeln, und ich bin ein Alkoholiker.

A wooly mammoth and a dodo bird walk into a bar. Just kidding.

roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

(This poem is written by a dog) Roses are gray Violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

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