Jim just got laid off at the office. He believes his life is going to hell, so he commits suicide. His wife then later was blamed for his death because they were having many arguments. She was sentenced to life and slowly rotted in prison for the rest of her life. Their children then are moved around from foster home to foster home and they grow up to be drug dealers.

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Sometimes when I'm horny, I put vinegar on my diick

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1: I heard a great knock knock joke, but you have to start it. 2: Okay, knock knock! 1: Who's there? 2: ???

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A husband said to his wife, "If you want to have sex, stroke my penis one time. If you don't want to have sex, just say so and I will respect your decision, though I may be disappointed."

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What is 1 inch long and eats everyone in it's way .... my pet fish

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womens rights

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what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

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You know your in deep shit when you hit somebody in the head with a 2 by 4 and they dont go down.

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My momma's so ugly she had to get plastic surgery. Now I need it.

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Why are you so gay? Because I am a homosexual.

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Why didn't john go to school? He has terminal cancer and he must stay at hospital

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood? I don't know. The woodchuck won't chuck wood.

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Saggy Nipples By chan chan

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Through forceful action.

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Yo mama's so fat, I gave her a compliment because we should embrace body acceptance.

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Why did this website get run into the dirt? Because you they let idiots like me post whatever I want. _CamelJocky

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What's worse than getting struck by lightning? Getting struck while your in your house!!

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What did the cannibal order at McDonalds? Big Mac, extra pickle, hold the mayo.

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How many turrets patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? Cocksucker!!

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How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

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-Knock, knock. -Who's there? -The pest control guy. -Please leave me alone I'm giving birth.

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Johns mother asked him were he had been. John simply replied the shop.

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What did the kitten say to the ant? Nothing, it was dead. - Driiiftz

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whats black and red all over? a chalk board

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Anti Joke

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