- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Which does does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

A black man, a white man and a Mexican walk into a bar. They have a beer, enjoy some pleasant conversation, then go home to their families.

Why do people laugh at the number 69? Honestly I don't know, its just a number isn't it?

ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I OFFERED YOU SOME CEREAL, MADE OUT OF MY DOGS POO BY VICKY AND RENATA WOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

What did the alien say to the parachute? We're connected

Nazi jokes are not funny. ANNE FRANKly they're mean! See What i did there?

What's worse than finding another worm in your apple? Another Holocaust

Who's looking for judicial toenail clippings?

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

Doctor doctor, I feel like listening to good music. Looks like you need "The Cure" to help with this.

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

Knock knock

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was depressed for a long time and decided to end his life by getting hit by a car.

What's 1 + 1? Fish. What's 2+2? Window. pie.

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

What is worse than the holocaust? A worm in your apple.

What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

What do dogs and whales have in common? They both live in the ocean. Apart from the dog.

What do you call Justin Bieber's assassin? A hero doing a noble favor to the community.

what do you call a sexy feminist? nothing, there are none

Q: What's the best way to eat lasagna A: With a fork, although a spoon is a fine substitute

what is juicy and smells like juice,but it is not juice? juice. i lied about it not being juice.

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