- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

What's black, smoking, and sitting at the top of the stairs? Steven Hawking after a house fire.

Knock knock Who's there Police, there's been an accident Oh really? Know i'm actually a serial rapist and i have a gun so open up

I'm tired of hearing Holocaust jokes, Anne Frankly I'm disappointed.

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

Why did the bird lose all of it's feathers? It got cancer.

What did the sun say to the moon ?? Nothing - they can't speak

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

Christianity.

My girlfriend wanted to talk about her feelings ... SO I TOLD THAT BITCH THAT... i really loved her and care about her feelings

Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

Yesterday I told a chemistry joke. There was no reaction.

When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff. What's not pink and fluffy? Rape.

How many elephants can you fit in a mini? None. There are no affordable cars large enough to fit a fully grown elephant.

What's cute and smokes? A cute person with a nicotine addiction.

Why do black guys have big dicks? God felt bad putting pubes on their head

why did the old lady come home late? she got raped.

Q. How do you make your dog stop barking? A. Take it to the grocery store. Replace it with any popsicle in the fridge.

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike.

Why does the gaming console Wii suck? ????????????????I like ice cream????????????????

Why did the cat die? Johnny put in the microwave.

Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

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