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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the orange say to the lemon? "Hello"

Q: Why couldn't the man get laid? A: Women were afraid of his 7 testes and 4 penises.

Why did the boy make a horribly unfunny anti joke? He was bored.

do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

What did the football coach say to fire up his team? Nothing. He was not legally allowed to say anything to his team as they were being locked out by the coach's boss, the owner of the team and anything that he said to them could lose him his job.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: So it could get hit by a car, to prove that chickens have free will, and have every right to cross a road without any particualar reason.

What did one banana say to the other banana? Answer: It didnt say anything because bananas are inanimate objects, so it isn't humanly possible for a banana to speak.

A guy is at a party and he's really thirsty, so he goes to get a drink. He goes to get some soda, but the line is too long. He goes to get some water, but the line is also too long. He goes to get some punch, and it turns out there's no punch line.

You know your in Houston when... The highway sign says so.

Why was the guy with six fingers called John? His name was John.

Why did the black guy have a bunch of marihuana? He was the owner of a shop that sold it for medical purposes.

You know why they call me Scuba Steve? Because I Scuba Dive.

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What happened to the man who lost his job? He couldn't support his family so they all became homeless and eventually died of starvation.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a prison. They're stopped by a gang. Hey, want to play a game? They answer "No thanks, we died in the last joke."

What's worse than an earthquake? Two earthquakes. What's worse than two earthquakes? Three earthquakes. What's worse than three earthquakes? The world exploding.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A guy in mud.

why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno ask the chicken

Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo, time to go to Auschwitz.

Knock, Knock! Go away!

Why did John break down in tears? Because he was molested as a child.

Cool story bro. Tell it again.

Why was Andy's resume declined? Because he was molested as a child.

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