- Anti Joke

how does a chinese chick check if she's pregnant? swallows a rubix cube and if it comes out solved shes pregnant

Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

Why did moral man lose his superpowers? Because he read the pointless superpowers section and realized its pointless... Moral: yeah this is my power... :(

Why is 3 less than 4? To get to the other side

roses are red violets are twisted turn around bitch your about to get fisted

What did Cinderella wear at the ball? Clothes

Your momma is so dumb, she failed the IQ test.

an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

How many illegal immigrants does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Illegal immigrants don't use lights, they'd get caught. Dumbass.

what did the african man have for breakfast? Ebola cereal.

What is white And taste like sheep A sheep

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. That always nice, you dont want your dairy products to spoil.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Timmy go to the bathroom? He was constipated.

how do you burn a lot of calories? set a fat kid on fire

Q: What do you call men at sea? A: Sailors

I? Everett

I haven't had sex for about 2 years, 10 months, 20 days and 4 minutes. It doesn't bother me though.

Why does Gandalf have special powers? Because Dumbledore died.

Her tits are so big that they would provide adequate nourishment for any future offspring.

What did the transvestite hooker say when he/she saw a robot fighting a dinosaur? That's strange.