- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

Q: What do the French call a quarter pounder with cheese? A: Le Royale with cheese

What do u call a matthew vasquez with a guitar, a one man mariachi band... cuz he is mexican

So there's this big ass moose, and he walks into this grocery store, & asks the cashier "which isle are the potatoes in?" the lady replies, "down isle 5." so the moose walks down to isle 5 and there weren't any potatoes!

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

A bear walks into a bakerey. He aks for a loaf of bread. The bakers asks: "White or brown?" The bear answers: "It doesn't matter, I'm on the motorcycle".

What was even more disgusting than the holocaust? Lucy's new shoes.

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

whats worse than being payton johnson being black

Q. What is the fastest animal in the world? A. An Ethiopian chicken.

XD, Okay, but you gotta marry me too XD Its working again I am skipping class tonight, how about you come by uh, the day after tomorrow? And bring condoms I don't have any.

What do you call the CEO of a successful company? Rich.

Why did Moses part the sea Because it was divisible by 2

Whats Funnier than a clown? Woman's Basketball.

A baby seal walks into a club.

A group of young men walks into a bar. They drink some booze, laugh, have a great time and then go home to sleep.

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

Bitch

Knock knock Who's there Fookie Fookie Who? Fook you too

What green and eats rocks? Grass, i lied about the rocks

whats worse than the holocaust ? ms.brinkmann? noo close....a black guy trying toget a job.

KARMA KARMA KARMA KARMA CHAMELEON

What's brown and Rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

Yo momma so fat, when she sits on a rainbow nothing happens, as rainbows are merely rays of light refracted off of water particles in the air, apparent to humans only on a visible spectrum.

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