Q: How many jews can you fit in a car? A: Well, it varies on the size of the car and the size of the people entering the car so in reality there is no clear answer due to the lack of information given.

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What is an anti joke? It's jokes about jews, blacks, and walking out of bars LIKE AN IRISHMAN

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what do u say to a girl after you have sex with her? i like cheese

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why did dicks dicks the dicks dicks? because you're gay and dicks

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So I saw a man trying to push a plane. I asked why. He told me to mind my own business and go get ebola. And that's why I left for Africa.

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Only in your math books can Carlos buy 14 cantaloupes without hus sanity being questioned.

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Wanna hear a joke? Your life.

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Your mama's so skinny; she can fit into most swimsuits sizes 4-6 and has a rather petite bottom.

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How can you tell if someone's a Vegan? It will probably come up in conversation, usually during the planning phase of a trip to a restaurant.

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Why did sara fall out of the tree? -she had no arms.. Knock knock. -who's there? not sara.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

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What is better than a dead baby nailed to a tree? A dead baby nailed to 10 Trees.

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the only people that will miss whitney huston are her drug dealer and possibly bobby brown

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What do you call an Arabic man flying a plane? A Pilot.

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A duck walks into a doctor's office. Quack.

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If you were in a room with Osama bin Laden, Hitler, and a black guy and you had two bullets, who would you shoot? Seeing as this situation is logically impossible considering that Adolf Hitler died in the year 1945 and Osama bin Laden was born in the year 1957, I would be in a room with just a black guy and two bullets. Then I would proceed not to shoot the black guy on the fact that I enjoy the talking and learning about cultural diversities between the black and white races.

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Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because he was a loaf of bread

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Two Black men, one wearing a blue shirt, and one wearing a red shirt, Jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The one in the blue shirt

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there are two wales chilling at a bar one looks at the other and does a wale call for 2 minutes and the other looks back and say "dude your drunk we gotta go!"

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What have the TV programmes Shameless, The Jeremy Kyle Show and Benidorm all have in common? They are all examples of modern British society

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I used to be an adventurer like you, until old age slowly took away my ability to move and go adventuring

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your mommas so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck

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what did the postman say to the dog, nothing he doesnt speak dog....... but his mother in law does.

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Yo mamas so fat, when she jumps in a pool she displaces a disproportionate volume of water.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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