- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Me: Ask me if i'm a truck. You: Are you a truck? Me: No.

A dog walks into a bar. It was a bar in Taiwan, so they killed it and ate it.

shut up kobe!

A skeleton walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face? the skeleton replies I have aids.

Person 1: 'Ask me if I'm a tree' Person 2: 'Are you a tree?' Person 1: 'No.'

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

what's grosser then 1000 babies stapled to a tree?? 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees

why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

Why didn't the giraffe go to the zoo party? He didn't receive an invitation.

Scientists have discovered that the state of your hunger can affect what you say. For example, whether you choose to say ‘I’m hungry,’ or, ‘I’m not hungry,’ is based upon how hungry you are.

"Knock-knock." "Come in, sorry that the doorbell is broken."

Roses are red Violets are blue Poetry is hard And so is wood

Knock Knock. Who's there? Frances. Frances who? Frances Payne.

what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

How do you confuse a blonde? Wait...what?

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9 8 7

What's funnier than the holocaust? Just about everything seeing how the holocaust is not a funny event, but rather enormous tragedy.... Assholes.

A man walks into a bar, the bartender goes why do you have a cane? The man goes "I'm blind."

Three Jews walked into a bar. I lied... it was a gas chamber.

why did bob hit Jim Because bob didn't like Jim

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and the holocaust? A pile of dead babies isn't funny

Why do cats have eyes? So they can see.

As they went down the hill Jack tripped on a rock, falling breaking many bones including his neck. In all the hysteria, Jill fell too, however she landed on a rock and now has severe dementia. This was all for a pail of water.

A black man walks into a bar. His parents were immigrants from South Africa.

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