- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Someone left the gate open.

Q: What did the skeleton order when he walked into a bar? A: A beer and a mop.

A man walks in the a bar Now he has 3 missing teeth

A man sees the most beautiful woman he's ever seen on the street. He takes her into a dark alley and r.apes her.

what happens when you throw a green rock into the red sea? -- it gets wet

sharks

look under under where under under where. under the couch

Q. What's the definition of mixed emotions? A. Watching your attorney drive off a cliff in your new car.

What do humans and fish both have in common? They both live underwater, apart from humans.

A black guy walks into a shop, takes a shirt, and then he pays for it.

Q:Where was The Declaration of Independence signed? A: At the bottom

What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We are all equal in the eyes of God.

A blond walks into McDonalds. She orders and leaves.

what has wheels and can fly and is purple? A plane i lied about the color purple

What is worse than being unemployed? Terminal Cancer

What kind of pizza did the world trade center order? Two cheese pizzas.

a blond and a brunet jump of a bridge who hits the ground first ....... the brunet because the blond has to ask for directions

What's worse than stepping on a snail? Stepping on a bear trap.

What happened the homeless guy's home? A meteor fell on it.

Abe Lincholn had a son, But he died

What's clear and wet?? Water (I think)

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck oak? Well, If an oatmeal man could oat chuck oat, then a wood oat chucker could chuck oats.

What do you call a black stormtrooper. What ever his name happens to be.

What was the last thing that went into the head of the space pilot of the Challenger shuttle right before it crashed? He was probably thinking about his wife and family...

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