Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Q: why did the boy fall down when he was walking home? A: he was murdered.

I just lied when I clicked the 'I have read and agree to the Terms of Service' to post this when in fact, I didn't read it at all.

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what do mexicans need to survive............. a truck load of herowin and BOARDERS!!!!!!!!

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? -absolut vodka Well, you have a sirious drinking problem...

Why did the black guy have a nice sterio? He has a well paying job and decided to treat himself.

Why did Steven Hawking walk into a bar? He didn't he can't walk

Knock knock, who's there? Doctor. Doctor who?

They say you are what you eat, but i don't remember eating a big bowl of sexy.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

Prostate exam > Some of these Anti Jokes

why was the girl raped? she left the kitchen.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a room? A: Depends on how hard you can throw.

Did you hear the joke about Hellen Keller? Neither did she.

What sound does a snail make? Meow....... Think hard and you'll get it

What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

Why do people carry around spoons? Because they like to do them

What's the difference between a watermelon and a dead black person? There aren't 50 watermelons buried in my backyard.

A mexican and a black person are in the back of a car. Whos driving? A bus driver.

Knock knock! Who's there? The doorbell wasn't working.

What can you use a broken watch for? A compass.

Knock Knock. Who's There? A Banana. The middle aged man opened the door, prepared to distribute candy to the trick or treaters.

What do you call a lawyer without a brain? -Dead

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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