koj yog ib tug tsoob qaib eater, uas nyiam mus rau Peer li qub poj niam qhov chaw mos raws li ib tug nyiam ua! (Google Translate may help)

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BOB:john John:what? BOB:4:59 seconds to get rid of it

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What's the hardest part of rollerblading? Telling your dad you're gay.

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Did you here about the man who dropped a glass? It broke.

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Sally with prosthetic arms.

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Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, I am Colorblind...FML

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An elderly man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey Dad!" The old man replies, "Hi son. I'll have a Bud Light." The bartender serves his dad a Bud Light and says, "I'm thinking about going back to school to become a doctor." The old man says, "I'm an alcoholic." The bartender replies, "Great, another Bud Light coming up!"

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whats worse than bitting into ur apple and finding a worm? bitting into ur apple an finding out u have just murded noddy and his family who were making a nice little home in there

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How do you have problems paying your monthly mortgage if you live in a box emmanuel

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How long does it take a woman to park a car? Shouldn't take long, depends on the size of the parking spot.

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How do you make a boy cry? Kill his family

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure

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So a Dog walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a glass of skotch, the bartender realizes he must be dreaming. At that very moment he realises he is in a lucid dream. Since this is the case he decides to murder his wife who is in bed right next to him as an expiriment. Since its a lucid dream it doesnt matter. Next he goes down to the fridge and pulls out some old pizza. He sits down for about half an hour eating it along with a box of tuis that also magically appeared in his fridge. Then he goes outside steals the neighbours car takes it for a ride to his Sister-In-Laws house who he has always wanted to root. He goes over breaks the window with his hand. The lucid dream feels so real to him because he pains from the glass in his hand and then he goes up stairs finds his sister-in-law sleeping so he hops into bed with her. At the same moment the police arrive because they followed him from his home were they recieved complants they heard him kill his wife. Everything starts to turn into a nightmare, so scared he trys to make himself wake up. However he cannot. This is not a lucid dream. This is reality. Pizza was in his fridge because he had it for dinner the night before, Beer did not magically appear. his wife had bought it when she went gorccery shopping. He killed his wife, then stole his neighbours car and attempted to rape his Sister-in-law. So now he is going to jail. And no lawyer wants to take up the case so this man is doomed. No hope at all of ever being a free man again

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Why did the woman put super glue on her sun glasses? Because she stepped on them and they broke.

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How do you know if elephants are watching a movie? If a Volkswagen Beetle is parked outside the movie house.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he wants to drink. He orders a beer.

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How many Russians can you fit in a Mini Cooper? It depends on how big they are.

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On christmas, a bunch of happy kids get machine guns for christmas.Meanwhile in afghanistan, a bunch of dissapointed kids are getting ice skates.

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Q Whats Yellow, Has a body, And has a Spiky head ? A a pineapple

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What is three times more dangerous than war? Three wars.

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What's worse then a blind driver? A girl driver

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why did the black person cross the road to get to his lynched sister

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how are a ferrari and a pile of dead babies similar? neither are good to have in your garage when the police come.

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