- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had Down-Syndrome.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had no conscience and therefore was not able to backup the very reason that he crossed the road.

I am white, asian and black... What am I? A panda

A mormon walked into a bar and realised it was a bar the he leaves

A Cadillac Escalade ran off a cliff with 4 black man in it. What's wrong with this? The Cadillac could hold 6 people.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I dont know so why are you asking?

A black guy and a white guy are in a car. What is going to happen? They will arrive at their destination.

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Breaking news! An 18 wheeler has gone loose and hit a playground damaging a swing, 1 fatality and 16 children injured 5 in critical condition

why couldn't the man open the window? he had no hands due to his time serving the USA in vietnam

Jimmy clenches his fist, a crack his heard. Jimmy begins to cry knowing his arthritis has gotten worse.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

Why did the african kid die He was mauled by a tiger in a zoo

why didn't the boy get any presents for his birthday? because when his dad went to the store to get him some presents he ended up buying presents for himself like a huge douchebag.... and the apple doesn't fall from the tree so his son is a douchebag too and doesn't deserve presents.

What's worse than winning the lottery? Anything, really...

I went to the principle's office because I had a hard time reading They tried to tell me I was lesdistic

A black guy walks into a bar. He drinks some wine and exits the bar. -Lets Go Mets, not Yankees

What was Dillon's old name? Dillon, I lied about the old name part.

Girlfriend: Hey, you know whats the cutest thing ever? COMIC SANS Stabs girlfriend in the eyes.

I used to be an adventurer like you. But then I retired and started a family.

whats the difference between virgin and a porn star?? A virgin hasn't got aids.

Dolly Parton's bobbs are so fake that they both have silicone in them.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer. And a free haircut.

Rock a by baby, In a tree top When the wind blows The cradle will rock, When the bough breaks The cradle will fall And down will come baby Dying on impact.

Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

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