- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar, Esept it wasn't a bar and he was running.

Why do depressed people like sharp knives? Cause there good for cutting Salad

Pants and God shorts: God: Jews ur my people nao! Jews: Yay we are Gods chosen people! Riches and gRape awaits us! World domination next! God: Well, not quite what I meant but, err... Close enough? Jews: YAY! Moral: So much for "the chosen ones" :(

friends are like onions when you chop them up you cry but when you throw them out of a window, you dont

Why did the plane crash? Because there was no pilot

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple Eating it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had AIDS

how do you kill a rat skin it and feed it to your child and wait till it shits then when it shits feed it to your dog then when it shits then microwave it and shove the smelly liquid remains up your ass.

What did the black guy say to you when you took his fried chicken Give me back my chicken

Man, It's so hot in here that the horses name is friday.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ted. Come in.

What happened when the child missed his school bus home? He had to take the long 6 mile walk back home and did not return until dinner time.

A man tells a blonde "you are what you eat" and she replies "well, i don't think I've eaten any sexy beasts today.'

A jewish man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder, the bartender asks "where'd you get that" the man replied "at a pet shop"

yes i can connor, this is brett.

roses are red violets are blue i'll be back in an hour or two

What do you get when you cross black man and a Hispanic woman A child that is a combination of both ethnic groups

What super hero did they choose to be on the Blue Jays' team? Batman!

where is the world?

What happened to the lion which escaped from the zoo? It was successfully recaptured.

What do you call two black guys holding up a store? Really strong.

Derp

Well that sucks, your dad is dead.

Who hangs out with a girl all day every day while he's dating her for 4 months and still doesn't get his wiener touched. Adam claypool

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