What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

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whats white and big and white? alot of things...

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Je veux avoir des relations sexuelles avec toi.

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What is worse than Jerry Sanduski? Nothing

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A man walked into a bar.He woke up hours later and went home. By TheRealPaddock

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How do you get a nun pregnant? Artificial insemination.

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How did the blonde reply to the male man when he asked how she was? "I'm good."

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What is big, eats cats, smells good, but looks like shit? A big, cat eating, good smelling piece of shit

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Twas brillig and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe, all mimsy were the borogoves and the momeraths outgrabe

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Nazi Nazi who? I am the mailman. I nazi your mailbox. Can I leave the letters on the front porch?

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I got bored today and decided to surf the web. Thank you for reading this

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A Priest, a Rabbi and an Imam were having dinner together at a local restaurant. Which caused a group of Republicans sitting nearby to ask for another table.

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A white, black, and Hispanic man walk into a bar at 2:00 in the morning. Unfortunately the bar closed at midnight, so they were charged with breaking and entering, and were sentenced to 2 years in prison.

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What do you call a man who tripped on a rock? A man who tripped on a rock.

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Why dont black people go on cruise ships Theyre not falling for that one again

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What's wrong with a muslim flying a plane? Nothing you racist

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What did the fridge say when I opened it? Nothing.

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How do you eat a sandwich With yo mouth bi tch

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why is coltin alexander such a duche? because no one loves him

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-I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

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99% of teenagers would cry if they saw justin bieber on the top of a skyscraper, about to jump. However, there is 1% who would be sitting in a lawn chair at the bottom screaming, DO A BACKFLIP!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attached to a bomb filled with spoons

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heat!

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Hitler: honey what's for dinner? Hitlers wife: a jewwwsyy steak

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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