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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man commit suicide last tuesday? he was just fired from his job, his sister passed away, and he became depressed

If I met your mom before you was born, you would still be born.

How many Mexicans can you fit in a Smart car? None. It's too damn small!

A guy walks into a bar and is promptly escorted out because he is only 19 years old.

I am Asian, I've seen the color blue, but God made a mistake, Asians are taller than you.

Why is yellow afraid of 7? Impossible. Colors have no sense of fear.

A guy walks into a bar and says ouch.

Sally walked into a bar and asked for a drink. Because she was under 21 they denied her request,

Why was the black man sad? Because his wife and children had been killed in a freak car accident while he had been driving.

Why did the Titanic sink, even though people said it was unsinkable? Grit and determination.

Two trees sit in a dark forest. Between them is a small hare. The wind blows hard and rustles the trees. The hare then looks up, and then forward. He hops away.

Why did the Smartie get fired from the M&M factory? For throwimg out all the W&Ws

Whats Worse then finding a worm in your apple. Finding a real joke on anti-joke.com

Whats cooler than cool? nothing because cool does not have a defined temperature therefore nothing can be cooler than it.

Stop me if you heard this one before.

Why did the teacher need sunglasses? Because she taught in a classroom with a very big window and the sun kept getting in her eyes.

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

How do you kill a blonde? A gun.

What did the black man do in the Italian Pub? He gave a 20% tip and couldn't have been more courteous.

Roses are red. Violets are violet.

What's not funny? Today's anti-joke writers

I hate it when people pour my cereal. They don't know how much I want. They don't know my life. They don't know what I've been through.

Knock Knock! It's me! Hello? Hello! Why didn't they answer him? He was at the desert, with a disconnected phone. Also, my Captcha for this is "lose face" Good job solf mediya

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