- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Why did he? NO I LOST THE CHICKEN Later: Knock knock Who's there The chicken

what did one lady say to another lady we are both ladies

What she says: “You’re really sweet, but I have a boyfriend.” What she means: “You’re really sweet, but I definitely don’t want to date you.”

Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

How do you stop an oncoming bus? You push a stroller in front of it.

THis guy went into the bathroom with a girl in the middle of party and they started having sex but then the guy has to pee so he does... and then he leaves the bathroom and goes back to the party

What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

What do you call an Islamic man fling a plane? A very frightened passenger who took over flying the plane when the pilot collapsed due to a heart attack

Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was white

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

What did the monkey say to the African American? Monkeys cannot speak, therefore it would not be able to communicate with an African American, who is an equally respected member of the community, in an efficient way.

While i was driving, my son asked, 'Have you had an accident in the last 5 years Dad?' And I replied, 'You're almost four now son'.

What did the little boy become for Halloween? An orphan, his parents were killed that day.

Why cant a black person read? Because there is nothing to read...

Neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. It never receives it because it can't talk and is far too small to see.

Eating food: Ugh disgusting! Taking a dump later: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Man, you are doing it wrong... Waterworld was a pretty dry movie, I mean when are they gonna start making movies with a bit of wet humor for a change? SERIOUSLY BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY I AM NOT SERIOUS!

Why was the lady afraid of cooking? Because her husband always beat her with a frying pan

What did one sausage say to the other? Nothing. Sausages don't talk...

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What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

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Why did the weiner dog puncture Doris's bladder? It got carried away during an oral sex session.

why did Helen Keller cross the road? she didn't, she wasn't able to find it

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