Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Why are you asking me this question? That's awful and you should be ashamed of yourself.

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A man and a woman walk into a bar... They both die from cerebral hemorrhages.

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How come dinosaurs don't talk? Because they're dead.

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What do you calla baby nailed to a wall? Art.

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Q: What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas. A: A bicycle.

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A black kid, a white kid, an Asian, and a Dane all take acid in a room. They have a profound experience and find a greater meaning in life.

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knock knock whose there cash! cash who i don't want any but i'd like some peanuts

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If you are what you eat, then imagine a prostitute.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He simply lost grip of the cone and it fell out of his hand

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Knock Knock. Who`s there? The police, your family were killed in a bakery A German bakery.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I've just bought a chainsaw, and I will now decapitate you.

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What is red and green and goes round and round? A frog in a blender!

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knock knock , who is there the postman the postman who ? the postman who is gonna give you a bill !

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Who's blind but can see, deaf but can hear, and dumb yet can solve the most complex mathematical equations? Helen Keller-Norris

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Why did the hipster burn his tongue? The tea he was drinking was at an unsuitable temperature for consumption resulting in the scalding of his mouth.

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What makes you hate life and feel good at the same time? A rapist.

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I don't know which one is emptier my bank account or my love life

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What does a homeless man get for Valentines Day? Divorce papers

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This is a story of Bobbie He was fat so he got bullied at school he did not have any friends. He ate a lot and watched the television. He was called names such as big, fat, an idiot, clumsy. But he begun to realise that if he was smart, he could become rich. So he studied hard and hard, but he did not become better at it. So he thought I want to succeed in sports, so he began exercising and was on a strict diet, but nothing changed. He was still fat and unfit. Then one day he knew that he couldn't succeed. So he asked God, what is the purpose of me living, why can't I have something, maybe a talent. God replied I'm sorry but I can't give you a talent. You have to figure it out by yourself. Then Bobbie knew what his talent was. So the following morning Bobbie went to www.anti-joke.com and began writing jokes. Octopus. Bye

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What did the mexican say to the black guy before he went to work. Hey

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What's green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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Q: When do you know you've had to much to drink? A: When the zebra in your belly button starts talking to you

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What do you get when you cross a leopard and Chuck Norris? I don't know. Probably something like a furry yellow Chuck Norris with black spots and sharp teeth.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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