- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I scream, you scream, we all scream because we're getting murdered.

What did Helen Keller say to her mother? Nothing coherent.

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

A man rode into town on friday and left on friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a week

Why can't Amy winehouse drive? She's dead.

What did the man think of when he saw a squadron of military bombers flying over his home? The football game is about to start

What do you say to a black couple that just got married? Congratulations

Q. Why did Justin Beiber fall off the ladder? A. He was trying to reach puberty

Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's the bright side of Jimmy only having one leg? There isn't one.

Leo! Leo get over here before i abuse you. Okay, im going to my whip.

If you are reading this you will soon suffer a slow and painful blow job... -_-

why couldn't the blind man hear? because he was also deaf.

What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

What's worse then getting kicked in the face by Chuck Norris? A: Nothing

Dear 6, Please stop spreading rumors about me. I heard you do some pretty nasty things with 9. Sincerely, 7

Why did the black man jump out of the plane? He was going on a parachute dive with his friend.

How can you tell if someone is a Mexican? Ask them politely if they're Mexican

What's five times 10? Sixty, you retarded fuck.

Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

A small plane is flying across the Atlantic Ocean, on board there's a Black Guy, a Jew, a Priest, and a Mexican. The plane has engine failure and needs to crash, but luckily there are enough parachutes for everyone. The evacuation is succesful.

A white guy a black guy and a mexican are in a car and the car crashes and blowes up who dies? They all die cuz they all were in the car when it blew up

What does a eagle and a bunny have in common.. nothing they're two different animals.

What is the difference between a tree and a person? Trees don't scream when hit with an axe.

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