- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Amy winehouse drive? She's dead.

A man rode into town on friday and left on friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a week

Q. Why did Justin Beiber fall off the ladder? A. He was trying to reach puberty

Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

How can you tell if someone is a Mexican? Ask them politely if they're Mexican

What's worse then getting kicked in the face by Chuck Norris? A: Nothing

What's five times 10? Sixty, you retarded fuck.

A small plane is flying across the Atlantic Ocean, on board there's a Black Guy, a Jew, a Priest, and a Mexican. The plane has engine failure and needs to crash, but luckily there are enough parachutes for everyone. The evacuation is succesful.

What does a eagle and a bunny have in common.. nothing they're two different animals.

Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

Dear 6, Please stop spreading rumors about me. I heard you do some pretty nasty things with 9. Sincerely, 7

A white guy a black guy and a mexican are in a car and the car crashes and blowes up who dies? They all die cuz they all were in the car when it blew up

Why did the black man jump out of the plane? He was going on a parachute dive with his friend.

How do you get five black men in a car? You offer them a good deal, then show them the car fax.

What is the difference between a tree and a person? Trees don't scream when hit with an axe.

A black man walks into a bar. No comments were said to him for everyone else was paying attention to their other peers.

How do you stop a bus? Throw small children in front of it. Except that didn't work for the boy. He also lost his ice cream.

Those last 4 were by: Walter

Why did the blonde turn red Because some one lit her on fire

Why don't you ever stick your hand into the bottom of the jelly bean jar? Cuz' the black ones will steal your watch

why did the fish get flushed down the drain? because it was dead

roses are red leather is black when god made you he was smoking crack

A black guy, a Latino guy and an Asian guy all walk in a bar. What do they all have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantaloupe.

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