What do you get when you cross bread an eagle, a wolf and shark together? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it will kill all of us!

What's 9+ 10?! 19

fish fishy caoimhin

Whats worse than getting an "F" on a test? Stage diving with a kilt on.

whats worse then finding a worn in your apple the holocaust whats worse then the holocaust two worms in your apple

How do you make a kid with ADHD stay still? Shoot him in the knee cap

What is big, green, fuzzy, and would kill you if it fell on you? A pool table.

Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

Knock Knock Who's there? Me!! .... me who? Just open the motherf***ing door!! MOM!?! Theres a rapist at the door. MOM: No Jimmy, thats your father

Why don't you play cards with a cheetah? It will attack you.

What's worse, a dog dying or cancer? The Holocaust.

What did the blind, deaf and mute kid get for Christmas? Cancer

Have you ever seen a cowboy chasing boot?

there are 2 muffins in an oven one says "man its hot in here" the other says "shut up i hate this joke"

What's worse than breaking your arm? Not having any arms.

What do you call a man hit by a bus? Dead

What did the audience watching inception say at the end ................ WAT THE FUK

Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

What's frozen and eaten off a stick? Your dead uncle Norman

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

why is 6 scared of 7 because 7 is scary...

What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

Roses are brown Violets are brown Who shit in my garden

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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