What did the hammer say to the screwdriver? You're a tool

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What did Jesus say when he walked on water? I'm drowning

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why did the man get arrested? because he was a thief, and thieving is completely unacceptable in a civilised society

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knock knock whos there? i dont know arent you supposed to get the door?

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Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

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Three guys walk in to a bar. One got a concussion.

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Why do all black people look the same? They don't, you're either just racist or unobservant.

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ask me if im a boy are you a boy? none of your buisness.

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Latvian guy said to the other latvian guy: ''Why did the chicken cross the road?'' The other latvian guy responded: ''In truth, i do not know. I have not seen chicken in 10 years. The last time was before the red army plundered my village. I can still hear all the screams from the women being raped. But, back to question. Where is this chicken you speak of? I have not eaten in days and my wife and children are close to starvation aswell''

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Robin, get in the batmobile

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How do you make a black plumber cry? - kill his whole family

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Three black men get out of a taxy. They split the bill evenly and get on with their day... By Wade

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School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

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What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating.

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Why couldn't the blonde turn on the TV? The TV was broken.

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Why did the little girl not speak? It was Anne Frank

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Why don't men want to marry virgins? They are wary of women who are inexperienced and who they may be sexually incompatible with.

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Rose are red, I dont give a shit. When I think of you, I play with my clit. :)

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A woman walks out of the kitchen.

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Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

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On christmas, a bunch of happy kids get machine guns for christmas.Meanwhile in afghanistan, a bunch of dissapointed kids are getting ice skates.

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How many dead babies does it take to fill up a car? Dead babies should be reported to the police and not be stuffed into cars.

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What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

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The early bird gets the worm. The rest of them die of starvation.

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Anti Joke

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