- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why were the Jews stuck in Germany? Because Joseph Rosenstein and his Jewish family missed their train out of Frankfurt to go to Paris, and so they had to stay another night in their hotel.

A black person walked up to another black person, and tells him a pun the other black person laughs and walks away

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs falling skydiving? Jon, because that's his name.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He had a stroke.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because he raped her

I painted my dog to look like pizza. Someone ate him. It was my mom.

A blind guy and a priest walk into a bar

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what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

Nobody walks into a bar. So nothing happens.

Whats worse than breaking your Xbox? Being raped by your dad.

How did the blind man end up in the hospital? He didnt see the bus coming.

Haiku's are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

What do Robbers Get for Christmas? Other peoples things.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? I eat pizza.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

What is the best way to kill Kony? Shoot him in the head.

What's worse than being arrested? Being arrested twice

What's worse than getting in a car accident? Being turned into dust and swarmed by bees while on fire

Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

What do you call a black and white ruler? Barack Obama.

What's white and sticky? A marshmellow.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, wanna f***.

Robin, get in the batmobile

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