- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a stupid chicken wandering around.

What would Steve Jobs be doing if he were alive today? Dying.

Your mum so ugly that she isn't married

What do you get when you mix 5 bottles of beer, a bottle of vodka, 3 glasses of red wine, and 15 jello shots? Alcohol poisoning.

A poor boy receives his first wrapped present in his entire life. Why did he hate it so much? Because it was a copy of "Mien Kampf" Is he Jewish? No, he actually does know what "Mien Kampf" is because he is poor and cannot read.

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

Q: Why did the grandma forget to take her pills? A: She died in a tornado

hello juliano and guss. having fun?

Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

Why did the 3 legged dog fall over? Because it was knocked over by a passing pedestrian.

Girl: I love you in a platonic way Guy: ... Is that some kind of fat joke!

Q: What is worse than getting stung by a bee? A: Your breath. Please have a mint.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? It's socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

What happened when Suzy fell off the swing? She hurt herself.

What do Jesus, The Easter Bunny, and Santa Claus all have in common? Their middle names are all Larry.

Two eggs are in a frying pan. One egg says to the other, "Gee, it's getting hot in here!" The other one says, "Shit, a talking egg!!"

Why does Santa live in the north pole? Because his spicy body fat keeps him warm.

Why did the boy have glass in his mouth? Because he was chewing on glass.

What did the little girl who lost her baby teeth want for Christmas? A pony.

what di the black kid get 4 x-MAS nothing

What body part do you shave other than your balls? My fridge.

whats 2=2? gonorrhea.

An Asian man fails a math test

What stops a train? A missile

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