Why did the world end? Because of Jim Layhey's whispering winds of shit.

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How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

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Knock knock Shut up

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Your mother is so fat she sometimes eats a normal sized portion of food and does not feel satisfied

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What did one hand say to the other? Nothing, you fool, hands don't talk.

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Roeses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Name Is Dave, Microwave

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What's the difference between a mexican and a park bench? One is a minority whose ancestors originally lived in the central american country of Mexico, the other is a useful convenience that provides a place to rest one's legs in a public place.

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She look like Ms. Universe and I'm bout to be in that black hole

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Patty cake. Which was a pretty funny catchthingie.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Keep talking shit bitch, and I'll come for you!

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My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

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What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

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What's red and sticky A DEAD BABY

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Suzie

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How do you get a priest out of a tree? Throw a canoe at him.

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me and joey are going to watch the football game, at this point you relize you shouldn't hang out with joey and the other guy because it is joey and I not me and joey

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Who has a higher pitched voice than the average man? A woman.

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the duck walked in the bar then he walded away

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What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff. What's not pink and fluffy? Rape.

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Why are black people afraid of tigers? Because tigers eat people

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How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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