A Chinese man and an american lived together. The Chinese man said to the american man, "I'm going to walk the dog." The American said "OK." Later that night they were eating dinner. The American said to the Chinese man, "I don't think that I've had this meat before. What is it?" The Chinese man replied, "The dog." The American, surprised, spewed out the food he was eating. "THE DOG!?" he yelled, shocked. The Chinese man replied, "Yes, I TOLD you I was going to wok the dog!"

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A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. "Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?" The blonde said, "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?" The man replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch." A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money, I forgot what happens right but it wasn't that funny anyway

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Yo momma is so stupid, she is in rehab and will unlikely get over her mental illness leading to her soon and fatal death.

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why ya gotta be so rude? cause i can

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Who always participates in "No shave November"? The homeless.

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Where did susie go after the explosion? everywhere. What was susie after the explosion? a puzzle.

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Why didn't the black man get the scholarship? Because he didn't apply for it.

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Q: what did the suicide bomber say after the attack? A:

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On a scale from 1-10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet?

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why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

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Dead on Aodhan your breaking te ten commandments by lying you jew you dont believe in the divinity of Christ.

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4 Jews are killed during a car accident, the whole city mourns over there death and create a plaque in their honor.

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What really killed Adolf Hitler? The gas bill

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Why did the fridge cross the road? Because Sally has no arms

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

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Rose's are red, violet's are blue. Rose's die and viloets are more purple.

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3 blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The 1 blonde says they're deer tracks. The 2 blonde says they're elk tracks. The 3 blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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Daniel is a fag

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

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Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: He got hit by an axe.

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What do Michael Jordan and LeBron James have in common? They both have won NBA championships...except for Lebron.

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A man is in prison and one day his cellmate offers to help him escape. The cellmate tells the man to quickly hide under the covers on his bed and that he'll instruct him further once the security guard passes. The man is then raped. Savagely.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let the chickens out?!

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Anti Joke

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