- Anti Joke

What did the Holocaust survivor say when asked about their memories in the deathcamps? A: I'd rather not think about it.

Your mother is so fat she sometimes eats a normal sized portion of food and does not feel satisfied

What's the difference between a mexican and a park bench? One is a minority whose ancestors originally lived in the central american country of Mexico, the other is a useful convenience that provides a place to rest one's legs in a public place.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Keep talking shit bitch, and I'll come for you!

Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

the duck walked in the bar then he walded away

wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

Who has a higher pitched voice than the average man? A woman.

me and joey are going to watch the football game, at this point you relize you shouldn't hang out with joey and the other guy because it is joey and I not me and joey

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

How do you get a priest out of a tree? Throw a canoe at him.

What's the difference between gun and penis? A child doesn't start to cry when gun shoots in its mouth.

The awkward moment when you don't know whether to like or dislike this because you think I want like so you are gonna dislike but what If I want dislikes, but what if I want likes, you are confused Antijokeception....

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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She look like Ms. Universe and I'm bout to be in that black hole

Patty cake. Which was a pretty funny catchthingie.

The Holocaust

What did one hand say to the other? Nothing, you fool, hands don't talk.

Roeses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Name Is Dave, Microwave

Knock knock Shut up

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

Why did the world end? Because of Jim Layhey's whispering winds of shit.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.