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Why did the boy scratch his back? A:because it was itchy.

Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

What did the screwdriver do when it was insulted? It got up and walked away.

Why did Stephen Hawking ask for pizza? Because he was hungry.

Obama walks into a hospital....

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? a stick

Why was the mother sad? Because she had just watched her beloved baby get shoved in a blender.

Kefka > Sephiroth

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia......

Why does mcguigan get made fun of ? Because he is gay with Jack Walsh

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man fell off a cliff... He died a vicious death.

What's black and white and red all over? News paper that was used to cover up a dead body.

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Why did the clown fall out of the helicopter?? Gravity

Why did the baby fall down from the tree? It was dead.

why did sally fall off the swing cause she had no arms knock knock who's there? not sally

My Friend Philip had his lip removed today. he is just Phil now.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a deer

Roses are red, Violets are violet, hence the name Violets.

A kid walked into a bar and ordered a drink and then was arrested for drinking under the age of 18

What's scarier than a ghost? Ur mum.

Why can't Tommy ride his bicycle? Because Tommys' bike has a missing pedal.

Why was the camel sad he wasnt, camels dont have feelings