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What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Adolf Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

The president, Oprah and Abraham Lincoln are sitting in a crashing airplane. lol

President Donald Trump

What do a black man and a cop have in common? They are both not cabbages.

Why couldn't the Nativity have taken place in France? The winters are not warm enough to sleep in an animal cave without getting hypothermia, and there was no census taking place at the time.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hold his family at gun point

Dusters blow stuff.

Something other than a Human Being walks into a bar. The bartender then makes a rational decision about how to handle the situation.

why did haris die...............................................his hair blond? .. u

What's the difference between a gay person and a Nazi? No gay person systematically murdered 6 million people.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

What's the difference between a Jew and a cucumber? You can't gas a cucumber.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Holy guacamole Pineapples

a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

How do you confuse a blonde? Inform her that she is an illegitimate child resulting from a vicious, torturous rape and that her mother will never truly love her.

Hey guess whats funny? Matthew Mcconaughey Oh wait, never mind

Ronan Parke, making Justin Bieber look straight since 2009

If life though you lemons, through skittles at them and say tast the freakin rainbow.

What's white and is your slave? Your computer.

http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&cd=1&ved=0CAsQFjAA&url=http%3A%2F%2Fhomepage.eircom.net%2F~cronews%2Felep%2Felep.html&ei=1aAjVMrJJcePoQS99ILADg&usg=AFQjCNEy4qvnhug3LTGYLGylpoRhxjk_zg

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Whats green? The color green.

Haikus are easy But they don't always make sense. Refrigerator.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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