- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

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The Big Bang Theory (the show).

A racist man walks into an all black church. He has no problem with the people there as he is a black man who hates caucasion people.

Lucas talks to mom she says hi

what electronic vegetable sits in a chair? stephen hawking

Why was Junior sad? His parents were killed in a car crash.

whats worse than getting no gifts for christmas? getting hit by a bus for christmas

Yup, I mean we use all of your techniques and all things considered the messages end up looking pretty much the same, as if the same person had written them, Azure is named Carlos, and well, he is pretty much a computer wiz so you have nothing to worry about.

Do you have emotional issues, ever have a really bad day and just wanna talk call this number (402-314-5287) < N1GGER

What's green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of tree? A Pool Table

A bird flew into a cave and Batman said, "GET OOOUUUTTT!"

What's black and white and red all over? Half of a zebra.

what do you call white people running down a mountain? Avalanche What do you call black people running down a mountain? Jailbreak

nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

knock knock whose there tim tim who just kidding its fred

Why is there no Asprin in the rainforest? Because it's financially viable to sell pharmesuticals in the vast, unpopulated rainforest.

whats the difference between a bench and a mexican? a bench can support its family

Why was the little boy crying? Well first off he is adopted. He then woke up and found out his pop star dad is dead. ..... His name is blinket.

Why did the boy throw his clock out the window? After hours of waiting for the perfect victim, the boy spotted an elderly woman walking down the sidewalk. The clock barreled through the air, hitting the old woman on the head at extremely high speeds. She was immediately killed on contact.

Did you hear the one about the HIV positive man that got rear-ended on the highway? The motorist behind him was distracted on his cell phone, and did not hit the breaks in time to stop.

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