- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there me me who It's me your son who was in prison for 6 years for false charges of attempted homicide

The hooker walks into a bar wearing a vest and tight denim shorts. A drunken man proceeds in trying to have his way with her. He is thrown out for sexual mis-conduct and is currently waiting for his court date.

Have you ever seen what Stevie Wonder looks like without his sunglasses? Neither have I.

It's gone. It's all gone. There's nothing left.

joke under this line wins _________________________

Why do I hate food? I don't.

One out of every 3 smokers dies.................. the rest gain immortality.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because it never told anyone. Chickens can't talk.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was involved in a homicide at the Children's Hospital resulting in death row right away and the killing of 12 other numbers

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

What hapenz when u drnk very hot cup of tea after lunch ............:-> nothing ... Cup becomes empty

A black man is seen next to a dead man. Who do you call? The ambulance.

your mom's so fat that even the biggest case of cancer couldn't brake through her flubber its so big

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder from your house and kindly help him down.

Q: What's the capital of Ohio A: O

Yo mamas so fat that when a bus hit her she said " who threw that pebble at me"

An Irish man, an English man, and a Scottish man are standing on the edge of a cliff. The English man and the Scottish man both fall of. The Irish man calls the authorities to alert them of this tragic misfortune.

Q: What's funnier than Women's Rights? A: Nothing.

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

What do you call a deer with no legs? Legs in the City

Poop.

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Fish.

Why does Bugs Bunny have big ears? Because he's a rabbit

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

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