What is not funny Bad jokes!????

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What's long, hard and full of semen? An erect penis prior to ejaculation.

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If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

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A man invented a time machine that didn't work. Because he wasn't a scientist, he was an ice cream man.

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How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

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why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

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Question what is blue and floats Answer everything that is blue that foes not sink

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Friends are like potatoes - when you eat them they die.

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The word you are looking for is charm, not seduction, I am above such things, and while I have no reason whatsoever to believe either one of us can gain anything from going "eye for an eye", I am sure I can offer whatever financial and even specialized assistance you might require in order to get that eye of yours seeing clearer than before... Worry not, I shall outlaw the name Nero and all the derivations and similarities from my Order, unless someone named Nero actually happens to come by of course...

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Why did the woman fall off her bike? She got hit by a car door

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Whats brown and slippery? A brown slipper.

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Q: What do you call a black woman who can't tell you who her baby daddy is? A: "Mam". Rape is a serious and painful crime, and the strength to raise a child on her own without her consent is worthy of respect.

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A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen Property.

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what do you call a black guy african american

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Isn't a coincidence that the signing of the Declaration of Independence and the 4th of July are on the same day? Weird

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What is your bill about? Clinton

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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Alan: My Grandfather was in the SS and has a leather jacket made jews he killed. Me: Really? Alan: No, i'm korean. My grandfather wouldnt be allowed into the SS.

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don't read this

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What did the Po-Po do to the speeding Mexican? Gave him a ticket.

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What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

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Q: What would George Washington do if he were alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

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Why did the boy cry Because he fell

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