jack and jill went up the hill to fetch some water , jill ended up bending over and jack ended up touching a blue waffle

willie revilame

knock knock?? whos there?? Not yo cheese because i already ate it

your mama so old, shes dead.

I used to be an adventurer like you but then i grew old and i never took i single injury unlike my brother he took an arrow to the knee or so he says i asked him to show me and he was all defensive like "whoa man i don't need to prove anything." so i think he's lieing

whats worse than being payton johnson being black

What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go hang himself.

What's the difference between gun and penis? A child doesn't start to cry when gun shoots in its mouth.

Why didn't the blonde get into college? She died in a car crash.

i killed my family

Whats big orange and likes to eat rocks? a big orange rock eater

cliché rebecca black joke.

what is the difference between a a person and a book? people can walk

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

Whats black and white all over? Michael Jackson

what did the blind orphan with no legs get for christmas? cancer.

A guy asks someone's name. The other guy answer that his name is Steeve.

what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babys taking them out with a pitchfork

so a boy walks into a bar he was underage and escorted out.

what is differnt about a boyscout and a jew? the boyscout comes back from camp

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

jack and jill went up the hill to have a little fun. that dumb ass jill forgot the pill and now they have a son

What did Heinrich Himmler say to the chicken? I'll take that liver thanks.

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