- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Chuck Norris say to the puppy? Aww what a cute dog.

-"Hey! You guys wanna hear a joke" -"What?" -"Womens Rights"

What's the hardest thing about eating a quadriplegic? The wheelchair.

Why did the Mexican jump the border? Because his mom told him the grass was always greener on the other side... She lied.

What did the docter say to its patient? What?? Im sorry sir you have aids

what do you call a jew hanging from a tree? dead

Brians mother always told him to reach for the stars. He died the next morning.

what do you call a prostitute with white eyes? emma , with the cloudy iris,

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

why did the bus roll down the hill? Children were playing in the street.

Why are fish so easy to weigh? Because usually they've been killed, stunned or sedated first.

its funny cuz i laughed!

Two olives are sitting on a table. One loses his balance and rolls off. The other calls down to it, "Oh my gosh, are you okay?" And the olive yells up, "No. I just rolled off a friggin table."

someone says they've been "dying laughing"... no they haven't; they're quite capable of still breathing and functioning in every day life.

A bus crashes and everybody dies.

Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

Black people are the scum of the earth

What's got eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs head.

Alister Darling plucks his eyebrows.

Once a upon a time there were three kittens that die, the end :D

Why couldn't Johnny drive? Because he had no arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Johnny was a potato.

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