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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure

EVOLUTION OF MODERN SAYINGS 1 The Samurai: If at first you don't succeed, kill yourself. The British: If at first you don't succeed, give up The Americans: If at first you don't succeed, sue someone, then try again in hopes of a larger payout next time

Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, I am Colorblind...FML

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How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

A: Who are you? B: A random guy who walked into your house A: Oh sorry, I keep forgetting your name.

Person 1- Ask me if I am a tree Person 2- Ok, are you a tree? Person 1- Nope

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What did the boy with asthma say to his friend I can't breath

why did the baby fall out of the tree? the monkey dropped it. why did the monkey drop the baby? it was dead.

Where would it be hard to find handicapped parking? At the paralympics.

So A duck wants to be a musician. Day1: He cuts of his beak attempting to sing. Day2: Dead

Q: why can't women drive? A: because there is no road between the kitchen and the bedroom

Why did the boy go to his room? Because his father told him to.

What's 10 + 3 x 22 ? Cake.

Why did Lisa spill her drink? Her plane crashed.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken was locked in a cage and the nearest intersection is about a mile away.

Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

What did the pepperoni say to the pepper We are both tacos

Yo mama so old, she used to babysit Dumbledore

What do you call a black man stealing your tv? A thief

If black guys really have big packages, why are there standards so low, they prefer fat girls? I don't know, but prejudice and racism is wrong dickhead.

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