What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

What is worse then finding an apple in your worm? Not a lot.

Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

What did the man with one arm get for Christmas? A benchpress

Whats worse than Justin Bieber's love life. My ass crack.

quinn knows four other quinns but he ruined my life so he tells me to stop because im ruining this website but i disagree and now he is trying to tell me a joke and im not listening he is still trying but i don't care because i hate him,

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

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What's the difference between a Jewish child and pizza? Pizza does not scream in the oven.

Two homosexuals are making love in the kitchen. One leaves for a bit and says, "Dont finish without me." Upon returning, white goo is spattered across the floor. Concerned that the clumsily dropped icing may stain, they promptly clean it.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Nobody know he couldn't open it.

What is the diffrence between a jew and a mexican One is a religous practice and the other is a racial diversity

What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far.

Who is big and stupid My brother

Knock knock *open*

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

Roses are lamp, Violets are squirrel, I have ADHD, LET'S DANCE!

Why did the polar bear die? Global warming.

Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

What did the mother say to her child that was washing the dishes? "Sweep the floor."

A mormon walked into a bar and realised it was a bar the he leaves

your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

go F*** yourself

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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