- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the bird fly? cause it was a penguin

What's worse than kissy face pictures on facebook? The porn pictures on facebook.

Why are female badgers more attracted to the smell of cheese than male badgers? I don't know. Ask Bill Snodgrass

What's the difference between victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and the others were raped then killed.

What's worse than someone who thinks Sting is a nice guy? Sting.

What do an elephant and a plum have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

Q-Jetski A-How is olive oil made?

What's worse than being a Jew in the Holocaust? Nothing.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Clouds are white.

what did the boy say to his mum when he got home from school nothing he has no tongue

What is worse than when the Titanic sunk? You Cannot say. You were on that ship.

Senior Sergeant Thomas the officer investigating your current rape and insect charges. Please open the door now.

What is is one good thing about global Waming? Nothing.

Person 1: Knock knock Person 2: Whose there? Person 1: Frank Person 2: Oh, hey man. Come on in.

Q. How do you punish Helen Keller? A. Rearrange the furniture in her room

What did Shaq do when he first met Rondo? Play Basketball

What do you call 5,000 black people at the bottom of the ocean? A large quantity of African Americans who drowned to their death in the sea.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

What do you call an elephant on the moon? Dead.

Knock, Knock Who's there? George. George who? George Ronald.

what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

Bags of delicious poop.

What's red and sticky A DEAD BABY

What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? A long sleeve shirt

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