- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I scream, you scream, we all scream because we're getting murdered.

What did Helen Keller say to her mother? Nothing coherent.

Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's worse then getting kicked in the face by Chuck Norris? A: Nothing

Dear 6, Please stop spreading rumors about me. I heard you do some pretty nasty things with 9. Sincerely, 7

What does a eagle and a bunny have in common.. nothing they're two different animals.

How can you tell if someone is a Mexican? Ask them politely if they're Mexican

Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

A white guy a black guy and a mexican are in a car and the car crashes and blowes up who dies? They all die cuz they all were in the car when it blew up

A small plane is flying across the Atlantic Ocean, on board there's a Black Guy, a Jew, a Priest, and a Mexican. The plane has engine failure and needs to crash, but luckily there are enough parachutes for everyone. The evacuation is succesful.

What's five times 10? Sixty, you retarded fuck.

A black man walks into a bar. No comments were said to him for everyone else was paying attention to their other peers.

What is the difference between a tree and a person? Trees don't scream when hit with an axe.

How do you get five black men in a car? You offer them a good deal, then show them the car fax.

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

Why did the chicken cross the road? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - I lied, it was a goat.

why did the fish get flushed down the drain? because it was dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care what a chicken thinks?

Those last 4 were by: Walter

A black guy, a Latino guy and an Asian guy all walk in a bar. What do they all have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantaloupe.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I stole all your jokes, I stole this one too.

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