What's the opposite of Christopher Reeves? Reeves Christopher

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How to kill a mocking bird? Stab it

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A dyslexic man walks into a building labeled, Bra. He then thinks he has found heaven but is suprised when all that is served is beer, not milk.

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When life gives you lemons you squirt them in someones eyes and steal what life gave them.

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what did the astronaut say to the rocket scientist? hi

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A guy walks into a bar and falls.

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How do you kill a domb blond? Shoot her in the head.

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Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

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How do you kill a blond? Shoot her in the face.

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What's faster than a black man with a TV? olympic sprinters, cyclists, street legal cars, speed boats, helicopters, commercial airliners, bullets, fighters jets, missiles, SR-71, space shuttles, rocket ships, anything in orbit, excited electrons, and quite a lot more, actually.

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Why doesnt a chicken wear pants? Because its pecker is on his head.

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Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk? A: Because they're all dead.

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You are a special guy, and I mean that in a really sweet way, but a retard no. Synapses, tell me more please.

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I went to work Got paid, Then came home.

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Dusters blow stuff.

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i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

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,Do you know what hapened to the janitor who cleaned the school halls? He finished the job, got paid a reasonable amount and went home to his average family.

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Why did the man put his money in the freezer? hes retarded.

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An automobile mechanic busted an engine fuse. A prostitute had oral sex with a Marine. An Inuit hunter detonated a sea mammal with TNT. What do they all have in common? They all blew a seal.

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A guy watches TMJBtv on YouTube. He then shoots himself.

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Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

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What did the Holocaust survivor say when asked about their memories in the deathcamps? A: I'd rather not think about it.

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The Holocaust

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Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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