Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

thumb_up thumb_down +2

What do you call a Icelandic man? A guy who lives in a snowhouse with a elevator

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead..

thumb_up thumb_down +2

If 6 is afraid of 7, what is 7 afraid of? ...Chuck Norris.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Q: Why is Rosie odonell fat? A: Because you are sexual attracted to small children.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Why did Santa get stuck up a chimney? Because there was a family of possums living up there. They ripped his face off.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't, she's dead.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

How do you send Harry Potter a post card? Get an owl to send it to his house.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

What do u call a matthew vasquez with a guitar, a one man mariachi band... cuz he is mexican

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Why did the boy loose his glass with milk? He got hit by a bus.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

How do you kill a diabetic? Take away their insuline

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

What is blue, around 30 cm long and makes women cry? Crib death!

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Cover myself in Vaseline and cry in the dark for 4, maybe 5 hours with or without a wooden splintery dildo in my arse..”

thumb_up thumb_down +2

it's easy to take part, just type your text below!

thumb_up thumb_down +2

What's a black man's favorite fruit? Clementines.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

How to kill a mocking bird? Stab it

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Why did the maths book commit suicide? It wanted to be history

thumb_up thumb_down +2

My name is Matt and I am homosexual. Just kidding. My names Rick.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Sex positions (and other related things), never took off... 1. The 96 2. The mission (impossible) position. 3. The Tangoers party (swingers? The fack is that?) 4.Nasal. 5. Bed waltz (requires amazing dancing skills and multitasking, now they just call everything for "bed waltz" to show off) 6.Blind Date take uno (hard to find two blind people and make sure they meet each other and have a good time by themselves). 7. GILFS take one (I mean there could be many hot grandmas out there, but "Guns Id Like For Shooting", was not too popular due accidents)

thumb_up thumb_down +2

A dyslexic man walks into a building labeled, Bra. He then thinks he has found heaven but is suprised when all that is served is beer, not milk.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Why did Christopher Columbus sail to America? Because sailing was faster than swimming.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops